Friday, December 31, 2004

Elbow deep in asian teens!!

Heres a song about Drinking!

Drinking everyone!

"it makes you happy but
it makes you want to fight
it makes you think you're the only one thats right
for no good reason at alllllllllllllllll!!"

and now a song about religion

Religion Everyone!

"it makes you happy but it makes you want to fight...."

But where'd he get 26,000???

Wednesday, December 29, 2004


Tuesday, December 28, 2004

This is interesting

i know someone now wants to try this.

Just ignore...

Fuck hospitals
Fuck the V.A.
Fuck ventilators
Fuck Cancer
Fuck stomach fluids

Sorry folks, needed to vent.

Monday, December 27, 2004

Really Now

"The whole miracle food thing has gone too far"

Key Quote: All bidders must either possess a feedback of 5 or greater, contact me prior to bidding or submit a 1000 word essay on the the global ramifications of first century Roman Imperialism in order to bid.

This guy is funny, he writes more than even i feel like reading now, but watch the two videos.

Horrorpops Rock Your Sox

hey everyone look at this


the real question is why does this unprecidented four on the scale only have a 1.6% chance of hitting?

and this wonderful game made it to dave barrys blog, if you havent seen it, check it.

Sunday, December 26, 2004

for all your information

dont care what you guys say, i really think the best music for cod has got to be

simon and garfunkle

yes i said it. mellow music behind loud bullets, come on, do you see the awesomositynesstasticifcation!!!

Saturday, December 25, 2004



Friday, December 24, 2004


great names
i like kevin smiths daughters name - Harley Quinn, that is just awesome
and Optimus Prime
and the names Fear-God Barebone, Jesus-Christ-Came-Into-The-World-To-Save Barebone, and If-Christ-Had-Not-Died-For-Thee-Thou-Hadst-Been-Damned Barebone

are just CRAZY
Apple, Gwenyth Paltrow's daughter, that is just RETARDED
Grenade Bee of Death
and of course, Cotton Mather and Increase Mather.

heres a philosophy if you want something to philosophizlis about.

heres something interesting


Thursday, December 23, 2004

Modern Marvels: Engineering Disasters

There was a school in London, Texas, built during the depression after the discovery of oil fields there and a mass influx of population.

the local two-room school was closed and replaced with a huge elementary/high school. The campus actually included two oil towers on it.

Natural Gas is a byproduct of petroleum refining, and before widely used for heat, it was just burned off. The school decided to save $300 a month by using gas to heat the school, so they connected the pipelines from the oil towers directly to the school's existing heating system.
Since there were no regulations on gas, it was still odorless, colorless, tasteless. So nobody noticed that small amounts were seeping into the basement for years.

one day a guy (dont remember his name) switched seats with a girl so he could be closer to another girl that he liked.

a shop teacher plugged in a sander and the basement exploded, literally lifting the school off the ground and dropping it again.

of course you can tell, the girl that the guy switched seats with died.

approximatley 300 were killed and it was ruled to be an accident (although i just found this online: "On July 18, 1961 William Benson confessed to sabotaging the gas lines under the New London school, causing the explosion. He said he done it because he had been reprimanded for smoking and he wanted to run up their gas bill.")

the explosion was heard 4 miles away and everyone rushed to the site, including the oilfield workers with heavy equipment.

" On March 18 students prepared for the next day's Inter-scholastic Meet in Henderson. At the gymnasium, the PTA met. At 3:05 P.M. Lemmie R. Butler, instructor of manual training, turned on a sanding machine in an area which, unknown to him, was filled with a mixture of gas and air. The switch ignited the mixture and carried the flame into a nearly closed space beneath the building, 253 feet long and fifty-six feet wide. (Ed do the math on that, what's the volume) Immediately the building seemed to lift in the air and then smashed to the ground. Walls collapsed. The roof fell in and buried its victims in a mass of brick, steel, and concrete debris. The explosion was heard four miles away, and it hurled a two-ton concrete slab 200 feet away, where it crushed a 1936 Chevrolet."

"Within seventeen hours all victims and debris had been taken from the site. Mother Francis Hospital in Tyler canceled its elaborate dedication ceremonies to take care of the injured. The Texas Funeral Directors sent twenty-five embalmers."

The rubble was cleaned up so fast that by the time investigators got there, there was nothing to investigate, it had all been cleaned up.

condolences were sent from around the world, including from elanor roosevelt, and the chancellor of Germany at the time, Adolf Hitler.

Which leaves me to say, "What about all the good things Hitler did?"

T-Shirt Hell Newsletter

Twas the Night Before Christmas, at T-Shirt Hell

Twas the night before Christmas, and back at my mansion;
My dog was balls deep, in young Scarlett Johansson

Three teenage runaways all chained to my bed,
Two sucked my tits, while the last gave me head;
The handcuffs were chafing, their collars on tight,
I warmed up the cattle prod for a long night.

A call from security disrupted my screwing;
An alarm had gone off, and some trouble was brewing.
I went to my monitor, scanned the estate.
The intruder was visible on camera eight.

A fat load of crap in a fuzzy red suit,
In a queer little sleigh with his bag full of loot.
Eight tiny reindeer the color of fawn;
This would be the last year they would shit on my lawn.

The hookers and runaways would just have to wait,
While I did what I did to protect my estate.
When I got to my parlor I saw Santa there;
My bodyguards had him strapped down to a chair.

They had beat him severely, they couldn't avoid it.
And Santa they said, well he rather enjoyed it.
"I came for your help," he told me with a tear;
"You're the only one who can save Christmas this year."

"We are so much alike, I know that much is true;
Since you also spread joy; just as much as I do.
I give everyone presents I don't ask to get paid
Is it so much to ask that I want to get laid?"

"A blumpkin! a donkey punch! the old Cleveland steamer!
Mrs. Claus is too old, and she won't let me ream her!"
I sympathized with the old guy this was true;
But there were some things (and some guys) that I just wouldn't do.

"I'll help the old dude" said a voice from behind me,
He looked over my shoulder and said, "Thank-you kindly!"
So, who would I thank for last minute salvation?
Why young Scarlett Johansson (from Lost in Translation)

Santa was thrilled and he did a quick dance
With a gleam in his eye and a tent in his pants.
She dropped to her knees and she spit on her hand,
As she undid his belt something happened, unplanned.

At the touch of her fingers he moaned and he farted;
And Santa was finished before he had started.
And Scarlett was literally covered in goo;
Like a young blade of grass in the fresh morning dew.

But more like a birthday cake covered in frosting;
Poor Santa collapsed the whole thing quite exhausting.
Scarlett licked her full lips and she said, "it's quite chalky."
"It's lucky for you that I'm into bukkake."

Well, Santa got up and he brushed off his suit,
As she licked the last drops of his seed off his boot.
Then Santa said, "Sorry, I guess one thing's clear:
It's that Santa should come more than one time a year."

But I heard him exclaim ere he drove out of sight,
Merry Christmas to all, and buy a gift certificate at, tonight.

(Special thanks to Scarlett Johansson for agreeing to be in this
poem in return for promotional consideration.)

Monday, December 20, 2004


I have an urge to break stuff...

Can we go paintballing?
or to a shooting range?
or a driving range?
or fencing?
or mud wrestling?

Anything where I can beat the shit out of something and not be arrested and/or yelled at?

How about somebody just gives me a lot of bubble wrap and a sledge hammer?

Going to Be Bored....

So who's going to be around over Holiday Break?

Saturday, December 18, 2004

just to be polite...

so some comments, you know, on anything, would be nice.

especially if i ask a FREAKIN QUESTION


The owner of a drug store walks in to find a guy leaning heavily against a wall. The owner asks the clerk, "What's with that guy over there by the wall?" The clerk says, "Well, he came in here this morning to get something for his cough. I couldn't find the cough syrup, so I gave him an entire bottle of laxative." The owner says, "You idiot! You can't treat a cough with laxatives!" The clerk says, "Oh yeah? Look at him, he's afraid to cough!"

Friday, December 17, 2004

here, not really a discussion topic but still interesting.

Key Quote: "Her brain could sometimes be seen pulsating through the missing areas of her skull."

Philisophical Question Of The Day

if you had a keylogger on your computer, would it log on-screen keyboard keystrokes?

Wednesday, December 15, 2004

Tuesday, December 14, 2004


Who at McDonalds thought that it was a good idea to bring back the McRib sandwich? I mean, is meat compressed and molded to look like ribs... Does that really sound good to you people?

Never going to finish this paper.

im in the computer lab.
gampat is updating his xanga and reading it all outloud slowly as he types.
all i caught was the term "My 50 inch balls".

no im not going to start putting up random pictures like my blog.
just thought this was interesting.

200 points to whoever knows what show its from.


on that last one there, make sure to look through the pictures.
kylie minogue. on wires. hot.

and up next

even better than punching a shark in the face

key quote: "Candy, the Yorkie's owner said, was slightly injured and "traumatised" by the attack. "
and yes, candy is the dog.

and WOW

key quote: "Even Jesus (who fully endorses Bob Saget..."

second key quote:
"For all
you non-believers, when was the last time YOUR GOD gave you $10,000? Yeah,
that’s what I thought."

sorry this is alot of key quotes but you know i cant pass this one up

"im in love with bob saget even my sn i love him and ur site tells the truth ant it rocks my face"

here we go, a ncie news story

beckham is in it again. kinda.


key quote: "Tony Blair, George W. Bush and the Duke of Edinburgh star as The Three Wise Men. The shepherds are played by Hollywood star Samuel L. Jackson, British actor Hugh Grant and camp Irish comedian Graham Norton."

Monday, December 13, 2004

and of course

"you know... from that time you put your human penis in that sharks vagina"
yeah for the record rich youre a nazi in vent so i didnt put you on admin

im not stupid like germany.

Sunday, December 12, 2004

Sealab 2021

"if ifs and buts were candy and nuts wed all have a merry christmas..."

I need more wallpaper to scrub...

Imagine how much money I could make if I started prostituting my nervous habits?

And HAHA, Rich is the only one not on Admin.

Don't anybody get softhearted now.
So who let Rich talk in here?
I think that we should have the bridge picture pop up with the sad music playing when he posts...

I'm just kidding Rich. I love that picture.


Saturday, December 11, 2004

And now a quote

"remember those old Kool Aid commercials? Where that big fuckin...bowl of punch would come crashing through the wall like -- ::makes crashing noise:: OH YEAH! OH YEAHH! -- right? And the little kids were all excited like "yes yes!" and then they'd drink out of him after...after fuckin...debris fell in his dumb head...Him and his crazy tights...i dont like that! i dont like when my juice wears tights! If i was one of those kids, i'd be like "no no no you fix that wall before my dad gets home from work! he's gonna beat me with a belt, not believe that a talking bowl of fruit punch came crashing in' "- dane cook

Aw, look at my baby all growed up...

Anyway, it's the 10th and the fringe on my rug is perfectly straight. The coat closet is wrapped in ribbon and there are train tracks around my coffee table. Neurotic? You decide...

I don't really give a shit about gaming, so therefore Trix is not a traitor bitch. I don't care if that doesn't make sense either.

I sound like a twelve year old boy, but I can also purrr.

End muthafuckers.

Friday, December 10, 2004

Thursday, December 09, 2004


you're gonna be sorry you invited me...

prepare to be annoyed

What about the underground tape people?

lets invite them to the blog of awesomness... im sure theyd enjoy posting here...
oh yeah we're all going to see the life aquatic tomorrow probably in the city.

ROB is responsible for finding out where on his FUCKING DAY OFF.

(yeah you too trix you dumb bitch, i dont want to hear any of your sass mouth)

so somebody show tracey this so she can read it and be invited and whoever else doesn't have it.
i was happy cause trix was posting but


in case anyone is wondering...nvm im not going to explain, shes just a traitor bitch

come on trix, really youre not even on enough to play that. you could be playing BF with us, we play almost every day now.

at least we're posting on here.

now we just have to see that people read it.

Here's something to Rant & Rave about....

I bought WoW last night...

*runs and hides*

Hey now

Lets not say things we can't take back. So did anyone else hear about how the FBI hired Enopac to clean the Mob graveyard... and a month later they realize Enopac is Capone backwards... and it was a construction company run by the mob. Yea. How about them remotes. Crazy magic boxes.

Wednesday, December 08, 2004

BF2 Sucks!

So what's this for exactly? Is this so we can rant and rave? Or just rant?

Or is this where we make fun of Madman and crew for playing so much WoW? 'Cause actually either would be fine.

My Topic of the Day:

... to bad they "were foiled".

Friday, December 03, 2004

BF2 Rocks- 2

Steve BF:2 does rock. We need jobs. And btw TOm goes to the mayor is on right now.


okay this isnt exactly a political rant or anything, but at least it's something.

we need to make a BF2 clan and we need to make it awesome.

we need

-money for a server
-website (awesome design)

im pretty sure thats what i wanted to write on here but i really never know anymore.

rob i'll put you on admin.

EDIT: rob you werent a member, i sent you an invite

i also sent invites to:
ea ( i dont remember if i did that by accident ill check another day)
and i dont remember who else. the main point was to make sure lox checks his gmail.



i just caught robs post as i was coming back to say that it was jacrz@gmail so i fixed it and anyone else who wants an invite tell me your email.