Sunday, February 27, 2005

i've done no homework at all this week
and i had a bunch.
read ethan frome in like 4 hours.

Funny commercial...

"That Aqua Velva FACE!!!"
Later on in the car.....

Me-(yells louder)"Go?"
Mom-"Damn it NO!!"
Me-"If you say so..." (procedes to knock over the garbage pail.) "Why did you tell me to go?"

Rob......Tell me what i need to do for this damn project so that i can be constructive and do it.....

Friday, February 25, 2005

House of D HISTORY

Yea so this is a screencap from the Movie House of D, this is where "Hey Lady" kid talks to "Lady".

and you know

So be lucky. We were at an important point in NYC today.

Thursday, February 24, 2005

Amazing how things change...

The last time I bought sexy shoes I took pictures and sent them to Ed.
I bought sexy shoes again, but I have no desire/am to lazy to show them off.
Just a public service announcement since no one else has been inspired to post here lately.

MASQUERADE! Hide your face so the world will never find you...

Tuesday, February 22, 2005

Fucking fucks...

I hate dramatic music.

Sunday, February 20, 2005

3 - This one happened during a strippers birthday at a club We brought a home made cake to the club for a dancer(yeah we can be right fucking classy)

Guy: Can you bake me like you baked that cake?

Dancer: I’ll bake your mother.

Guy: What do you mean by that!? (Actually angry.)

awesome picture


retrosexual 1. The "hip" version; The opposite of metrosexual. Basically, any typical male who dosen't have a hissy fit over their own image like a shallow twat.

Friday, February 18, 2005

old logs

laura: i'm sore
Andrea: NADKED
elbifin: for melis 18th bday we need to have her gangraped
laura: already
Meli: nekked
laura: hahahahaha
Andrea: sure i'm in
Madman2024: hehe
Meli: lol
laura: wouldn't be rape then would it?
Meli: well...
Meli: be surprising
laura: indeed
elbifin: yup
elbifin: laura
Meli: ill pretend not to like it

Thursday, February 17, 2005

Click this

"It makes one wonder if there's an opportunity for a cross-species contest. I think there'd be interest in both the human and mole populations."

You dont grab chaplin, Chaplin grabs YOU!

Everyone is always confused about love. Do I love him? Is it puppy love or
true love? I love you, but I'm just not in love with you. Who do I blame
for this? I blame Julia Roberts and Hugh Grant. I think they should be
drawn and quartered in the town square. But then they should sew them back
together but scramble up the parts so they would be these two crazy
patchwork one breasted/half dicked/half pussied Julia Roberts/ Hugh Grant
creatures. That would be awesome.

-TShirt Hell

Wednesday, February 16, 2005

Oh my god
ElBifin: and that $200 thing is like a deposit you get back or its just paid to cover anything you break?

Ea: i dont think we get it back

ElBifin: well if we dont, im so breaking a fucking window

in other news, lightbulbs are attempting to take over...


Tuesday, February 15, 2005

By special request....

someone felt left out of the pictures so here

Cia so wants this

i was bored

rob ed and rich

Monday, February 14, 2005

Change of plans

City saturday.
whos in.

Sunday, February 13, 2005

Wanna see WAY TOO MANY GIF's???

Saturday, February 12, 2005

takin bets on ea's plan
3 to 1 says it doesnt happen

One Less Wasted Friday?

Next friday we have a half day or some bullshit then its the weekend and vacation
so me and jess and supposedly ed are going to the city, so everyone grab some money and come with us.

Friday, February 11, 2005

god you girls are all impossible

Wednesday, February 09, 2005

come on at least one of those posts deserved a few responses

Thanks a lot jackass...

I spent the night at dance being asked why there was an "S" on my shoulder. I had to tell them, "Oh, it's just a bite mark!"

So thanks Ed. Thanks a whole fucking lot for disfiguring me.
White Castle!!

Dear Annie: I am a 35-year-old woman with four children, an advanced degree and no serious health problems, but I have compulsively and secretly been eating crayons for months. I don't mean chewing on a crayon here and there. I mean eating an entire 64-count box, and doing it several times a week. I can't stop, and I don't know why I'm doing this.

I am too embarrassed to tell my doctor, because I know he'll think I am crazy. The box says the crayons are non-toxic, but I'm really eating a lot of them. And this is a really dumb question, but are they fattening? Why am I doing this? Am I crazy? Please help. -- Crayon Freak

Vice Magazine

Does it get better than this? You've got a bag and a dirty slut nobody has to know about and the room is on someone else's credit card and the mini-bar is full. Even after the relentlessly loud fuck session (who cares about the neighbors—they don't even live there), there's the nude jumping on the bed and the movies and the room service. What's heaven got? Fuck heaven. Heaven's for fags.
There's some weird thing with socks and high heels where you just get covered in a protective coating of babe sauce and can do no wrong. She could even let one rip and we'd still have a boner.
and the dont's
When a lot of young black men are in college they are initiated into a fraternity via a large piece of bubble gum that is affixed to their arm. It fucking reeks and it sticks to your clothes and it keeps having to be redone but it stands for something, something real. It says, "I used to go to a school and hang out with a bunch of guys that you don't know."

I understand that you're "gay" or "gay positive" or whatever and you are not ashamed of the fact that your tits look like a hell of a lot of other tits out there (more than Hollywood would care to admit) and unfair beauty standards and blah blah blah but for fuck's sake Rhoda, the kid is three years old. Why don't you tell her what a Cleveland Steamer is while you're at it.

Here's a Miss Manners faux pas. When you're at a wedding don't go around the room choking people until they pass out. We don't like it. It's scary, it feels like you're dying (there's even the "go to the light" thing) and it hurts to swallow for weeks after.

Tuesday, February 08, 2005


what do you do between the time you leave school and go to sleep for school again?

Monday, February 07, 2005

Wow i actually read all of them

Sunday, February 06, 2005

Rob Playing Doom3

"what the hell is going on?? the asian guy started walking at me so i shot him"
"Of course the door doesnt work now i have to go the long way cause thats where the zombies are!!"
"am i going down?? I DONT WANNA GO DOWN"
"is there a suicide button???"

Saturday, February 05, 2005

UPDATE UPDATE: Even when they are backstage, the Disney characters refuse to stop being Disney characters. Like, when we met Peter Pan in the green room ("green room" is a showbiz term for a room where you wait backstage; it is never actually green in color) Peter stood there the whole time with his legs apart and his hands on his hips in the standard Peter Pan pose. It's a little scary. I'm not going into the men's room with Peter Pan, either.

What a rare dilemma

I want to go to the movies today but I can't decide on Million Dollar Baby or Sideways. I haven't had a problem like that in a long time.

weird freaky weird freaky

Friday, February 04, 2005