Wednesday, November 30, 2005

Nerd comic

Ikea Fucking ROCKS

DROMKOK

you might have to open it in internet explorer,
click your mouse after it loads on the left or right side
I just opened netflix randomly and bam right there at the top recommended with a shooting star, fucking ATHF season 3 and below, every adult swim show with dvds out

who says robots cant learn?

netflix fucking rocks. in a few weeks im going to be watching nothing but animated insanity for weeks on end.

and when home movies comes i will definetly rip the FULL rock opera of franz kafka
Guy #1: I told you I wanted a pineapple.
Guy #2: It's November.
Guy #1: And?
Hobo: Pineapple and coconuts are made from computers. And you can tell!

--77th & 1st
Action sequence of Sienna Miller OWNING a paparazzi (pictures at the bottom of the post)
Meli should like this. Funny as usual
Money lots of money...

Tuesday, November 29, 2005

What's Everyone want for christmas?

say "nothing", lose 20 points

...

"Guy: I really don't watch that much porn.
Chick: I woke up in the middle of the night that one time, and you were totally sitting in your desk chair watching porn!
Guy: I was just switching files between hard drives and I wanted to make sure the porn file still worked."

seriously... what the hell kind of an excuse is that?

Child's Play

DONATE FUCKERS

sick kids need games too, get to it bitches
Google is LITERALLY invading the WORLD

read through it as much as you can. awesomeness.

Monday, November 28, 2005

TGoP update

Ed:
-for going to back to school instead of playing EE,
- for not coming home.

Laura:
- for being a bitch about the text message,
+ for the upskirt/garter and driving us all around
Result= +

Ea:
+ for getting so fucked up
+ for falling down

Rich:
+ for having a bad day and taking it like a man

Roms:
+ for getting us fucked up

Meli:
+ for holding her liquor

Madman:
+ for being a traitor
Holy shit this is good
Depression Cure Found...

...And it's dolphins. The discovery was made as part of a multi-billion-dollar project to exploit every species in the entire animal kingdom by 2050. Until now, dolphins have never been useful for humans except when they unintentionally served as underwater mine detectors in World War II.

Link

So totally punchable

Paris Hilton has confessed that she believed in Santa Claus until she was 17 years old. She said she always treasured the Christmas holidays, until somebody shattered her childhood illusions by telling her there is no such thing as Santa. "A mean person told me it wasn't true," she really, really did say. Ever the survivor, she still celebrates Christmas. At least the part where you give her stuff, and this year items on her wish list include a Bentley convertible and a pair of 150,000 dollar diamond earrings.

Paris Hilton is so completely punchable for so many reasons. 5 or 6 in this article alone. If she had to spend one day outside of her fantasy kingdom, it would be like taking a caveman to the movies. She'd be so completely blown away, she would just bounce up and down on her seat, screaming and throwing her urine, eventually ending up in a clear room with just a tire swing to play on.

This is how shitty school locks are...

Pat just broke into my room because Jenny and I were locked out. All it took was an old school ID and about two minutes of grunting.

Lights

http://www.umbrelladuck.net/xmas/video.php



And i thought i had too much time on my hands....
From Ten Rules for Web Startups

"Ideas are in the air. There are lots of people thinking about—and probably working on—the same thing you are. And one of them is Google. Deal with it."

Never thought i'd say this

but wifeswap finally did something right.

ultra-christian family with ultra-atheist

the atheist wife started to convert the kids

kid:"sometimes i think that maybe god didnt create the dinosaurs and stuff"
wife:"yeah, and thats good, you should think for yourself"
G-OWNED

and the christian woman made the atheist guy cry.
SHE BROKE HIS SPIRIT. SEE WHAT RELIGION DOES TO PEOPLE?
ElBifin: pat get my message?
Laura: yes
ElBifin: well what'd he say
Laura: he didn't really care
Laura: laughed
ElBifin: TOLD YOU THE FUCK SO
ElBifin: FUCKING WHORE
I saw Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire last night.
Very very good movie. I would actually support seeing it in a real theater.
Best of the four without a doubt.
Kinda want to watch it again.

Much darker then you would expect from the whole kiddy "harry potter" image. I don't know names for shit but the guy with the crazy eye was a great character.

Sunday, November 27, 2005

HEY! i just realized something!

I have a photoblog, i'm going to put my pictures there

Seattle Comedy

went to a comedy club, most of em were pretty shitty, specially that 15 year old kid...

but this guy jeff die, really awesome

"I wanna be a 3rd grade teacher... cuz for the first time ill be in a room where i can kick everyones ass. And you know id be cool and they could call me cool names. You know my names jeff die so they could call me Mr D. or... Scorpian..."

Pics from party where Ea was plastered

Happy Birthday

We failed to observe the anniversary of our beloved faceblog on the 25th of November.

Happy Birthday faces!

Awesome Column

Friday, November 25, 2005

What is this world coming to

Pat Morita died today.

RIP Mr Miyagi.
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Roses are red
Violets are blue
I'll kill Jody and make hats with her skin
Adult Monopoly download (2.8 megs takes less than 30 seconds)

Thursday, November 24, 2005

Ha

"847941956

this one kid just told me he hated his life

it was our fault

its cool "

so you mean we're not the only ones who find pleasure in other peoples agony?

Add it to the list

Made a photoblog, i'll put some pictures on it later.
Teen girl: I'm not allowed to go home this weekend 'cause my father's having one of his girlfriends over. He told me, "you're gonna have to sleep somewhere else, because, uh, you know..."

--A train

A note on the 360

i didnt have high hopes, and i was still sadly disappointed

perfect dark: looks pretty, gameplay is nothing new
need for speed: odd physics, that one map i was on was retarded
amp3: uhh... ya... the multiplayer... i dont even know...
pgr3: crashed on the xbox was were playing on cuz the xbox was deffective

defective xboxes on release, who woulda thunkit
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Wednesday, November 23, 2005

And they said programmers were violent...

"When one of Microsoft's key operating system engineers defected to Google last year, Microsoft CEO Steve Ballmer threw a chair across an office and vowed to kill Google."
-wired

pfft
Girl: It's basically the same thing except it goes in the ass.

--Astoria


Woman: She's such a different person now that she's pooping. It's like night and day.

--34th & 7th


Suit: Well she's had a hard time. But now that she's feeling better, I want to jam it up her ass.

--Bull and Bear, Park Avenue

I just realized that i liked number 2 of those pictures because it was a litte farther back, but the background is all black, i can just photoshop the other one to look like it.
silly seymour.

Extreme Encounters: How It Feels to Be Drowned in Quicksand, Shredded by Piranhas, Swept Up in a Tornado, and Dozens of Other Unpleasant Experiences

NICE

Drunk girl: This fucking MetroCard doesn't work?
Sober guy #1: The train is about to come, what's taking you so long, bitch?
Drunk girl: Excuse me cute guy, can you help me?
Sober guy #2: Of course.
Drunk girl: You see, asshole? The cute guy helped me; I'm going to fuck him tonight.

--1st Avenue station

Tuesday, November 22, 2005

1 with a vengence!
1

Number 1 or Number 2?

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I don't feel like changing the sizes right now, so you can find the rest here
Ricky Martin. For some reason. The talk quickly turns to sex where Ricky volunteers this terrifying image:

"I love giving the golden shower. I've done it before in the shower. It's like so sexy, you know, the temperature of your body and the shower water is very different."

Weird gets weirder because the questions was, "Describe the last porn movie you watched?" Seriously. And Ricky's answer was that he likes to urinate on people. Thank god he was never asked about Iraq. He might have taken a dump on an orphan. Other gems in the interview include:

What about your last one night stand? "The other night. We met, we did it, we left. I don’t know if we're going to meet again."

How would you characterize your taste in sex? "I'm open to everything. There are moments for soft, gentle sex. And there are moments for a good spank in the butt, the kind of sex where you pull the hair and grab the ears. I'm pretty open to whatever flows."

Skinned Furby

"I discovered that baby Furbys behave very strangely when given half of their nominally required 6VDC. Instead of batting its eye-lashes and making baby sounds, mine moaned and screamed like it was just skinned alive. I completed the effect by actually skinning it, removing its fur, and wiring it up to the controller and a 3VDC source. Almost any skinned animatronic children’s toy will make a great prop, and many of them, such as Teddy Ruxpin, can be hacked to say whatever you want."

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7.09 gigs, its gone from downloading it to watch it to just collecting it(while of course watching it)...

Xmas...

http://techdirt.com/articles/20051121/1919228_F.shtml

Monday, November 21, 2005

Dane Cook is hosting SNL December 3rd.
My mom put a plastic jug of cooking oil on the stove which was still hot, so when she picked it up, the metaly thing came with it and now theres oil on every surface of the kitchen.

oh and if you're holding a jug of oil upside down, pouring it into a chinese soup container is a good idea but only if it can all fit into the container. Trust me on this one.



and good question from the colbert report:
if you could get rid of one or the other which would it be? the patriot act or the iraq war?

Classic

Link

21. ALL men see in only 16 colors, like Windows default settings. Peach, for example, is a fruit, not a color. Pumpkin is also a fruit. We have no idea what mauve is.

8O

8O

8O

HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA

JACK THOMPSON GOT OWNED!!!

Rich Vs Ed

Rich: im installing Unreal Tournament
Ed: 2004?
Rich: ya
Ed: ok im installing it ill play ya

30 minutes later match starts, 20 minute match, 20 kill limit, rich gets the first 3 kills, we go back and forth for another 5, 4 minutes left i take the lead 30 seconds left im 3 kills ahead rich is rushing to kill me i get him in the face with a rocket and proceed to try and end it with a shield gun kill, i hit him he falls into an elevator it pops him up, his rocket hits the second level and kills him

i rock, GG

Sunday, November 20, 2005

Old Boy

Runs into a group of thugs

"Can imaginary training for 15 years be put to use?"
"it can"

Meets a girl

"Can imaginary training for 15 years be put to use?"
"it can't"

Simple request

If you're copying shit from other sites/blogs/etc, link or at least tell us where it's from. Otherwise, we might falsely suppose that you were smart enough to write something yourself.

Good Question

Ever since that show on Sci-Fi in which the host spoke to supposedly "dead" people's spirits/souls/ghosts - I have been curious about the meaning of life and death. I would figure that if one gets the opportunity to speak to someone who has died, the immediate instinctual question to ask is "What is the meaning of life? . . . Who is the real God? Does one actually exist? Is it Jesus or is it Vishnu? What do you do when you're dead? What should I do in order to make sure that I'm not caught on a low-rated cable television show after my death?"

Its a post secret but its also a great fucking picture

Saturday, November 19, 2005

Incredible Boob-to-waist ratio

http://wwtdd.com/index.php?type=one&i=325
im 17 (f) and i can bend down and lick my own pussy.. its so amazing.. its so much better than sex.. i do it every night... im really flexible coz ive been doing gymnastics since i was 4

IMPORTANT

STEVE IS A GOD!!!

OK THATS ALL

Friday, November 18, 2005

"Err you must respect yourself forst you wreck yourself"
"Hey man you made a rhyme!"
"Yes for i am a rap god from beyond the moon"

Points

Come to Ampatron - 20 points'

Naked Pictures - 50 points per

Oldish Pictures i forgot to post

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Transvestite on the Train
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Transvestite putting his leg up the pole on his girlfriend
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My rope samples and EMT shears from TwistedMonk
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Classic
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Thursday, November 17, 2005

The truth about the xbox 360

Wednesday, November 16, 2005

I decided that we're in the matrix and it would be awesome get out and to be in a revolution

Then i decided Cheney is Agent Smith but after the matrix came out it blew his cover so he had to turn into Darth Cheney and use Bush as a puppet

Rob decided I must be Neo since I know that and I have the shirt, so since I'm Neo I should be saving the world right now and not doing my english paper.
Why the fuck was this on the dave barry blog?

I'm back and better than ever!!!

AOL is losing 300 members an hour

Brooke Burns broke her neck

Something about Kate Moss formeli

WHAT THE FUCK??? DAVID BECKHAM NAMED HIS SON BROOKLYN????

... and strangely enough i think about it and i'd takebrooklyn over beingcalled apple any fucking day

Jessica Alba is fucking hot even in a sweater, she's in this movie called "Awake" which is about waking up during surgery but not being able to do anything.
It can really happen but it raises a few questions

1- how do you make a whole fucking movie about that?
2- "This is a very real phenomenon, made even scarier by the fact that doctors can't truly explain why anesthesia works or how it turns off the 'fight or flight' instinct hardwired into us all."
Strange how my mom has had this happen to her not once but twice, and once all she felt was some pressure, the other time she could just smell flesh and whatnot.
AND, Miracle of Miracles, there was a FUCKIGN ANESTESIOLOGIST THERE and what happened? they did their job, noticed she was awake,and knocked her right back out!

Scary? kiss my ass, i want that shit to happen to me.
I say Rich gets points for being home over Thanksgiving.

Interesting

Tuesday, November 15, 2005

what is this im in the comptuer lab and i can't check it myself but i saw it on the side of overheardinny

humiliatrix.com

Brother = funny

explaining 360 situation with not enough to meet even reserved orders placed like 5 months ago

alex:"tickle me 360"

fuckin microsoft... not that id ever get one, but its just stupid

Monday, November 14, 2005

Virtual Beer Pong?

HOLY SHIT!! FAMILY GUY!!

O MY GOD!!! THEY DIDNT!! I CANT BELIEVE ITT!!! THEY JUST OWNED ASHLEE SIMPSON!!! AHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!

5th season and they are still kicking ass

SC:CT

steeeeeeeeeve

you know you wanna

chaos theory patch, 2 new coop maps

whenever you get your computer devirusied... you know you want toooooo 8D
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I like to degauss my monitor with my penis. This is normal right?

... what?! thats not even possible

Instructor : Creepy :: Pope : Catholicism

LSAT guy: Okay, Kelly doesn't know the answer to this one, so I'm going to call on her.
Kelly: Shit.
LSAT guy: You have no idea how much satisfaction that gives me,
getting that response. I'm a total masochist in the classroom...and in
the bedroom.

--Crowne Plaza Hotel, East 42nd Street

If You Drank It You Wouldn't Get Pregnant

Girl #1: I didn't know I was pregnant for, like, 4 weeks.
Girl #2: Seriously?
Girl #1: Yeah, and you know I drank a shitload in that time.

--Rockefeller Plaza

Sunday, November 13, 2005

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my mom used to smack me with an extension cord, and now i'm a racist security guard at a mall. there's a store that sells running equipment, and their sensors always go off cause the stupid clerks don't regularly take off the anti-theft devices. when i see someone who is clearly on a run enter the store to buy a armband radio or waterbottle or whatever, i like to wait at the exit in hopes that they set off the alarm. since they're running away and can't always hear me calling after them, i get to use my stungun on them. i've done this three or four times now.

oh, and i especially like it if they're some of those fat hispanics who life around here. they're slow and i can stun them in their big asses.

LOL


hahahaha, nice

Saturday, November 12, 2005

Buddhist monks own you

Read all of the stickers, they get better as they go.

http://www.swarthmore.edu/NatSci/cpurrin1/textbookdisclaimers/

log

Someone needs to organize massive protests. A Million Muff Muncher March if
you will. I see thousands of cheerleaders in tight white t-shirts marching
on Washington. They start to riot. They hurl pom-poms at the police. They
make rude formations, and do cheers that are not only mean spirited, but
that also show little regard for traditional rhyme schemes and meter. A
couple of the girls go at it in the Lincoln Memorial, right on Lincoln's
lap!

Then the police have no choice but to turn the fire hoses on them. The
cheerleaders scream as their shaky pyramids come crashing down. Their firm
young breasts heave under gauzy white t-shirts that are now suddenly
translucent. The cold water causes their nipples to stiffen and to reach
new heights in rigidity! Some of the cheerleaders remove their soaking
panties in protest. Hopefully, the major news outlets will realize the
historical significance of this moment and show it over and over again:
ideally in slow motion.

Discounts...

SPRINGBREAKDISCOUNTS.COM --- SAVE up to $250 on Spring Break; Book 11 trips, get the 12th FREE

who goes on 11 spring breaks?

Friday, November 11, 2005

Stif

I waited stif :( but you never showed up : /

Thursday, November 10, 2005

Wow

Eberts an asshole during the first half.

Edit: He looks like Team America's version of Kim Jong Ill just sitting there being an asshole.
Class Notes updated

Wednesday, November 09, 2005

TGoP

Updated v2.25

-Added Roms (note the purple)
-Added Madman
-Added a reward for the winner, they get to request something of me and have the option of organizing missions (i.e. making people serve you) for the next round.

Doctor Game

doctors?

so... DS used in a doctor game...

operations with a stylus, interresting
WOOT GAME OF POINTS IS BACK

TGoP v2.0

Okay the game is back on.
I put Ea a bit ahead cause she indirectly started it, and shes been less sucky.
Too lazy to add everyone, there will be patches.

EDIT: TGoP v2.2
-Added border
-Added Rob
-Rob protested so i moved Ea back but she still has a lead.

P.S.- Taking suggestions for contests and ideas and shit.
If its awesome, you'll get points, if it's something that only you can do, you get nothing.

Tuesday, November 08, 2005

Pointlesswasteoftime.com


Trying to remind the media why he was elected in the first place, George W. Bush emphasizes the lack of Monica Lewinsky's head between his legs.

OR

Cheney the Hutt smiled, watching the weekly dusting of his most prized posession.
Drag queen: Madonna should die! She sucks! She's a rapist, not an artist!...Madonna should die! I'll kill her!
Guy: Get a vagina, bitch!

--The Roxy West 18th Street

Elisha Cuthbert > Mini-Crack Plumber Panties

SuicideGirls store awesome

Monday, November 07, 2005

What would tyler durden do - pictures rock


Lucy Clarkson is naked and wet
Pictures like this have to be at least partly why America kicks so much ass, why the USA is a magical world of freedom where dreams and justice come true. Because we don't have monkey business like this going on. Like UK model Lucy Clarkson walking around a hotel pool naked. Mind you, these shenanigans aren't part of a professional photoshoot on a closed set. No, this is a little something the Brits like to call "Tuesday".

Brooke Burke never ever looks bad
She looks great and I like it when hot chicks wear clothes designed by tigers, but she went and ruined it by wearing a bra. C'mon baby, lighten up.
(followed by naked pictures at the bottom.)

Genius #4

Elisha Cuthbert is still not naked.

This is why I always cast my pretend movies with ads on Craigslist. Those girls are super easy to trick. I usually just explain that being naked takes up less space. In the movie. I have a directors chair, some tweed knickers and one of those old-fashioned megaphones, so I look really classy. Many actresses will strip right away, but some ask a few questions, like where are the cameras, so I quickly drawn a pie chart and explain that the numbers just don't lie.
http://www.vgcats.com/comics/


threadless.com

The iraqis know their shit

Link
Sen. John McCain has proposed making absolutely clear in law that the United States does not permit the torture of prisoners—returning America to the position it had taken for five decades. McCain's amendment, endorsed by Colin Powell, passed the Senate last month by 90 to 9 in a stunning rebuke of administration policy. But Republicans in the House are trying to kill it. Vice President Cheney is making great exertions to gut it with loopholes. The White House has threatened to veto the entire defense budget, to which McCain's proposal was originally attached, unless his ban is removed. White House spokesmen don't answer questions about the bill plainly, and Cheney simply refuses to explain his views at all. (As the writer Andrew Sullivan has noted, someone needs to remind the vice president that he is an elected and accountable public servant, not a monarch.)

This is a case of more than just bad public relations. Ask any soldier in Iraq when the general population really turned against the United States and he will say, "Abu Ghraib." A few months before the scandal broke, Coalition Provisional Authority polls showed Iraqi support for the occupation at 63 percent. A month after Abu Ghraib, the number was 9 percent. Polls showed that 71 percent of Iraqis were surprised by the revelations. Most telling, 61 percent of Iraqis polled believed that no one would be punished for the torture at Abu Ghraib. Of the 29 percent who said they believed someone would be punished, 52 percent said that such punishment would extend only to "the little people."

Genius #3

Chick #1: Ew! Did that man just take our picture with his cameraphone?
Chick #2: Ew! That is so rude! Why would he do that? Don't look up. Don't look up!
Man: Don't flatter yourselves, ladies. A) You're not nearly that hot, and B) I was sending a text message to my boyfriend.

She Was in Hysterics in the Operating Room

Mom: Now don't you get hit by a car crossing the street 'cause I will laugh at you both.
Boy: Mom!
Mom: I'm sorry but it's true.

Well, Reading Backwards Makes You Stupider

Girl #1: I have a question.
Girl #2: What is it?
Girl #1: Skipping makes you lose weight right?
Girl #2: Yeah....
Girl #1: Does that mean skipping backward makes you gain weight?
Girl #2: God, you're a dumbass.

What the fuck is the Ea meter?

Gaffigan on catz

Guest on Ricky Lake show: you think youre all that cuz youre a fat seal and shit
Manetee: i dont think im anything
Guest: youre fat, you gotta get on wait watchers
Manetee: i have a layer of blubber to keep me warm in the ocean
Guest: whateva, talk to mah hand

i feel this blog isnt gross enough

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my mom had her period in a cup and i drank it

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I had anal sex with my mom. And now she acts all weird around me. I'm already 24 but yeh i enjoyed it but feel guilty. goatse

HOLY SHIT! AHHHHHHH!!!!!!! THATS SO FUCKING GROSS!!!!!!!!

Sunday, November 06, 2005

so much naked. i love you all.

Lethal weapon 2

"c'mon roger lets go lets kill him, don't be a killjoy!
c'mon, we're back, we're bad, you're black, i' mad!"

Cool

NFS:MW

ya so i cant wait to play need for speed: most wanted

awesome environment, daytime in the game, cops with crazy ai, O MY GOD HE JUST KNOCKED OUT THE SUPPORT FOR THAT GIANT TIRE! HOLY SHIT IT JUST CRUSHED THOSE COP CARSS!! AHHH I WANT IT NOW!!

checkout 1up's coverage, the 2nd video has the tire footage

Jamiroquai - Cosmic girl

"She said 'step into my transporter
so i can teleport ya
all over my heavenly bodyyyyy'"

From Twistedmonk

At last the government is finally addressing a LONG overdue public safety issue

How To Survive A Zombie Epidemic.

Of course they are only talking here about your basic North American Zombie (Shamblus Eatum Courpus) however these guidelines apply also to their European Zombi cousins (Fulcius Rottum Deadus), however they do nothing to address the new (and most alarming) strain of highly mobile undead, the Zoombie (Runnus U Ass Downus).

Saturday, November 05, 2005

Sony BRAVIA Commercial Most amazing commercial I have ever seen. It's all real too. No CGI or shit like that.

Fusker Forums

"today your thieving hotlink site got all my accounts closed due to the stolen bandwidth, I hope you die of cancer you thieving bastard.

For all you sponging cock suckers who think this site is good fun you should try paying for the bandwidth bills."

guess that could be one use of the fusker site steve...

"The links simply aren't there. The people posting photobucket sites found one or more pictures in a directory and are using the fusker to find out if there are any more. Pretty sneaky, actually."

... ingenious

Everything in here contradicts itself

Thanks for taking the T and A and C test! Based on your selections, the results are clear: you show an attraction to larger breasts, smaller asses, and sexier composures than others who've taken the test.

Note that you like women thin and top-heavy. This is best achieved with plastic surgery, but some specimens do exist in nature.

My third variable, "cuteness" is a mostly objective measure of how innocent a given model looked. It's determined by a combination of a lot of factors: lack of dark eye makeup, facial expression, posture, etc. If you scored high on that variable, you are either really nice OR you're into deflowering teens. If you scored low, you are attracted to raunchier, sexier, women. In your case, your lower than average score suggests you appreciate a sluttier look. Kudos!

Recommended Celebrity: Angelina Jolie, Pamela Anderson, .
Avoid: Oprah. Actually, that's good advice for everyone.

Link

Bill Maher

"What do kids learn in college anyway? how to drink and be bisexual. And you don't have to go to college to learn that...you can come to my house"
Ashlee Simpson does know she's the ugly one, right? She's ugly and everyone hates her. We have been clear about that, right? Yeah. Yeah, I thought we had been too. But I guess not. Because while it would be charming and sexy if Jessica got drunk and slithered around on a counter at McDonalds, it's just super-punchable when Ashlee does it.

Friday, November 04, 2005

omg game100 rocks so hard

we start the class off with the awesome CGI of the guys and the weird... monster dude playing D&D...
teachers goin over history of games, gets up to mortal kombat... "and as a tribute to mortal kombat, id like to play something"

brings up newgrounds, plays this

Mortal Kombat Tribute

awesome

Kickass Comic

Dr. McNinja

yesss, pull off the end if you wanna check out the main page, you know how it goes..

Bored




thought the boys might like this... maybe a couple of the chicks also ;)

I love that Gershon makes me happy even when I keep falling for straight chicks.

CAD

i call controller != guns shirt on CAD...

damn that shirts awesome cant wait for him to stick it in the store
Steve I thought of this after the whole debate we had with Arz on vent and it pretty much sums up my beef with Bush.

In the past four years Bush has been the President of Iraq 10 times more then he's been the President of the United States. We spend how many billions of dollars a week "liberating iraq" while his no child left behind act leaves all the children behind? We can be fucking using that money on something that benefits OUR nation, not OTHER nations. After all he is the leader of OUR nation right? I'm all for helping other countries when we have the time but we should always be our first priority and the way things are now around here, we need more attention paid to our domestic policies. And THAT is what grinds my gears. Back to you Tom.
Merchant Marine guy #1: Did you hear that there are like 75 swiss cheese deaths a year?
Merchant Marine guy #2: What? What do you mean?
Merchant Marine guy #1: It's really rare, but sometimes there is a chemical reaction and the cheese blows up in people's stomachs.
Merchant Marine guy #2: That has to be the worst death ever.
Merchant Marine guy #1: Or the best if the guy really loves cheese.

--LIRR


Guy: You know what I hate about the word onomatopeia? It's that it's not an onomatopeia.
Girl: Shut up. Just shut up.

--A train
WASHINGTON (Reuters) - Quaker Maid Meats Inc. on Tuesday said it would voluntarily recall 94,400 pounds of frozen ground beef panties that may be contaminated with E. coli.
Fucking religious douchbags.

STRAIGHT RIGHTS UPDATE: There were two disturbing developments in the battle over straight rights last week. First, we know that Target fills its ads with dancing, multi-culti hipsters giving off a tolerant, urbanist vibe and runs hipster-heavy ad campaigns positioning Target as a slightly more expensive, more progressive alternative to Wal-Mart. Well, as John Aravosis revealed on Americablog.org last week, Target's politics are as red as their bulls-eye logo. The chain allows its pharmacists to refuse to dispense birth control and emergency contraception to female customers if the pharmacist objects on religious grounds. What's worse, the company claims that any of its employees have a right to discriminate against any of its customers provided the discrimination is motivated by an employee's religious beliefs. Read all about it at www.americablog.org and www.plannedparenthood.org.

from savage love

Thursday, November 03, 2005

WWTDD

In the spirit of full disclosure, I fuckin hate Cameron Diaz. Certainly ever since she went on Oprah and said that if America wanted rape to be legal, they should vote for Bush. Look, I’m not in love with President Bush either, and if you wanna argue policy, fine, we can argue policy, but don’t just tell me dragons are going to rule the earth if I vote for one guy over another because you’re too dumb to make a lucid point. Doesn’t anyone ask these idiots to apologize after they make these retarded and baseless political and environmental claims. I assure you, if rape was legal, I wouldn’t be sitting her writing this, I’d be in Eva Longorias closet taking a dozen viagra (she’s little, I’m almost positive I could take her).

"note - just to be clear, I’m not advocating rape. Except in cases of self-defense, of course."

Pam Anderson, PETA

Pam anderson is persuasive
(with random pictures of her at the bottom)

funny story as usual, and here's a great link from the end

PETA kills animals by the thousands

A recording of some PETA guy being a complete moron

Does beheading hurt? Ten questions you never knew you wanted answered

"When Mary Queen of Scots was beheaded in 1587, the axeman took three attempts to sever the head and even then had to finish the job with a knife."
Also...
"How fat would you need to be to be bulletproof?"

13 things that do not make sense

GAUHAHAH

Erin--I've got something for ya...(shuffles through bag)


Titus---You've got something that beats a gun


Erin---Muahaha i'm gonna throw an apple at him


Titus---Woah woah. Honey you throw apple, he shoots bullets. Do you see the strategic arms gap we have here?

WHY THE HELL DID THEY CANCEL THIS SHOW?!!?!?!

Wednesday, November 02, 2005

WWTDD

Hilarious Mocking of Tom Cruise

What would Tyler Durden Do is a fucking hilarious site, it actually makes celebrity news worth reading. lots of pictures of girls too.
ATTORNEY: Do you know if your daughter has ever been involved in voodoo?
WITNESS: We both do. ATTORNEY: Voodoo? WITNESS: We do. ATTORNEY: You do?
WITNESS: Yes, voodoo.
______________________________________________________

ATTORNEY: Now doctor, isn't it true that when a person dies in his sleep, he
doesn't know about it until the next morning? WITNESS: Did you actually pass
the bar exam?

Tuesday, November 01, 2005

AOL users

201131910


I use AOL, I'm Sorry

you fuckin better be
"You ask a french bloke his name, he offers you a hall of mirrors in a funfair of flaming lies"

mhhhhm

...

yep..

922668509


"I used to have sex with my sister when we were both little. "

uhuh...

no way...

cant be... that dumb... no way...

It's Not Just the Bird That's Mocking Them

Woman #1: I watched the best movie last night!
Woman #2: Oh yeah? What was it?
Woman #1: It was called To Catch a Mockingbird.
Woman #2: Did you know they made a book from that movie?

--Q55 bus

wtf