Tuesday, January 31, 2006

Stargate enters MMO universe

With Stargate SG-1 on the verge of becoming the longest-running American sci-fi TV show ever, it seems about time that someone took a crack at turning it into a massively multiplayer online role-playing game for PCs.

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Tracky4415 (12:33:19 PM): im reading random sex information
Tracky4415 (12:33:23 PM): i thought youd find this amusing
Tracky4415 (12:33:26 PM): The T'ang Dynasty Empress Wu Hu evidently a keen feminist, designed a sexual custom aimed at elevating the female and humbling the male. To her fellatio represented supposed masculine supremacy: so she devised a means whereby "licking of the lotus stamen" could be exalted into prime extra coital importance and thus symbolise the advent of feminine domination. Wu Hu insisted that all governmental officials and visiting dignitaries pay homage to her Imperial Highness by performing cunnilingus upon her. Thus old paintings depict the empress holding her robe open while a dignitary kneels before her to lick her genitals
JaCr87 (12:34:32 PM): lmao
JaCr87 (12:37:25 PM): i dunt wanna know where u got that

Monday, January 30, 2006

Autistic really smart guy thing

Indie games
Some really really cool games on there, i saw Facade on cinematech and it looked pretty funny. Ed you don't have to design my dad's one button game anymore, the first link on the list is it.

Enron Email archives - Booty call agreement

Sunday, January 29, 2006


Here's where things get hazy. John claims that the men hauling him away from the scene were escorted by other men carrying submachine guns, though when pressed he admitted that they may have been mere flashlights.

Either way, John says the men threw him down and intended to execute him, at which point he kicked one of the men in the face and back-flipped to his feet. He then wrestled away the man's gun and "dick-whipped" him with it. I am unclear as to whether or not this means he struck the man in the groin or merely slapped him in the same manner in which he would slap a person with his dick. I never ask John to clarify such things. Anyway, he said he swung again and slammed another man's skull with the gun, so hard it "made the batteries fly out."

He then claims that in one continuous motion, he "triple-kicked" a third man in the face, while shooting a fourth "right in his fucking cock." John, of course, knew that he couldn't leave that man just lying there, screaming in pain. So he grasped him by the sides of his face and mercifully snapped his neck with a sharp twisting motion of his bare hands. At this point John says that the rest of the hazard workers noticed what was going on and a chase ensued, at the end of which he escaped by stealing a nearby horse.

I said, "you just... start noticing things. It's hard to explain. Like bits of radio signal coming in through the static."

With that, a thought passed through my head, a flash, like a shooting star. Pro wrestling was real. But not real in the sense that we perceive reality. It was more real than reality. Then, I worked out Pi to 4,000 decimal places and realized that if anyone ever drew a truly perfect circle it would actually look like a straight line to our eyes. I looked at the silver pill cannister and realized it was more than four thousand years old.

I said to John, "you know that if you walked around the world, your hat would travel thirty-one feet further than your shoes?"

John said, "I dunno, Dave, but before we make a bomb I have to shave half the dog."
Ed - get Netflix.


"the other day i was goin down on my wife and i said jeez you got a big pussy, jeez you got a big pussy, and she said why did you say that twice and i said i didnt"

Great soccer moments


ok, some of it might be a little borin... but skip to about less than a minute...

Will Firefly Season 2 Fly?

A description of an entrepreneur's plan to pick up the series where it left off.

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Saturday, January 28, 2006

This sure does look shitty.
Another mindless action movie with a shit plot and done 95% in front of a green screen.
The sad part is they keep making these because idiots keep seeing it.
EMT Shears are really cool and all, but i really want this

E-Z Out Plain Junior

Oh and Everyone loves Butterfly Knives you can even order it with a trainer blade so you can practice with it. fucking awesome.

On a un-knife-related note, Made you think

My brothers movie

Friday, January 27, 2006

Come to ampatron:

"i really was missing you last saturday
you would have loved it, the place was packed all night
we performed with dancers
and there were tons of lesbians making out
shockingly, i'm not exaggerating"
I haven't actually looked at any of the stuff on the website, the ads alone are hilarious

"Mind if borrow your son for awhile?"

Thursday, January 26, 2006

Open Ending?

Rob thinks open endings are stupid and doesn't like our current ending just cause it doesn't have a definite ending. Apparently it doesn't provide a sense of 'closure'.

EDIT: Now it seems that the problem isn't that it's an open ending, but that its TOO open and instead of having two distinct choices, there are more vague choices.

Hey crazy laura face

Random thing from savage love column, about a husband and wife who can't have sex after the wife had a baby blah blah something i dont remember the original letter, this is a reader's response figured you'd find it interesting then rant about it.

If we assume FS is at fault, I would say that she probably forced her husband to watch her bear their children and it freaked him out. She did say that the sex dried up after the kids came. Guys don’t want to be labeled as bad husbands or disinterested fathers, so they go into the delivery room as ordered even though they know damn well that it will be impossible to delete the mental images.

Then, after they watch a pussy (one they once cherished as a snug home for their dicks, two inches wide at MOST) stretch open four or five inches, and then they watch something slimy force its way free kicking and screaming, and THEN watch something that looks like raw meat slide out, all accompanied by screaming and usually urine and feces, both from the mother and the child… well, some guys just have trouble looking at that specific pussy the same way ever again. (I have told my husband that he is NOT TO WATCH that process, and while I want him there holding my hand because I am selfish, I want him safely behind a drape for entirely different selfish reasons.)
I finally saw Crash. Fucking incredible.

Just wonderin if you guys have seen this


Article about InDigEnt and DV filmmaking. kinda depressing as always.
I don't actually understand what the difference is between losing money to distributors and producers with DV and losing money to them with 35mm.

We have a white girl on our basketball team...

Where the fuck does this shit come from?

Wednesday, January 25, 2006

Why the fuck is rich silent but in vent?


"You've got a gift raven. I dunno wether it's for being tactful or for lying out of your ass, but I'm impressed either way"

"I'm a mystery wrapped in an enigma wrapped in an AWESOME rack"


Rob - Where did you get the plugin for google Earth? A guy on my floor was asking.

Random Text message from cia

I just found a quote from you that i wrote down - "The resurrection was just a publicity stunt"

Tuesday, January 24, 2006

Awesome movie


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I'll wait and see if the jokes make themselves

I had to post this just for the website title

BRAND NEW "I'm a moron" post!

Hey everybody!

I just got my w2's!


I am a moron.

Found them.

Sundance Movie

i dunno burn was lookin through the sundance festival movies and decided to show me this one, great hillarity ensued

Fumi and the Bad Luck Foot
Shinauer, however, insisted their most valuable conclusion was that researchers could do variations on this type of study for years. "We could do how alcohol affects blood pressure among female flight attendants, or how alcohol affects blood pressure among female strippers. We are so golden."

Women who consume alcohol much more fun to study

Fucking great Sci-Fi short story

Awesome, I shot that

This movie sounds great.
Awesome, I shot that

"But the final product, a $1.2 million film, is anything but low rent. Three teams of editors, working on Macs with Final Cut Pro, built three initial cuts, which Yauch and editor Neal Usatin then melded into one.

Finishing Awesome was an awesome task, given the film's elaborate rhythms and the enormous number of edits. Yauch said the film includes 6732 edits, an average of 75 cuts per minute."

The Man who Stoppped a nuclear war
Related: Fail-Safe was an awesome movie, directed by Sidney Lumet who is not just a fancypants film school name to me anymore, he's really really good, cause he also directed Network which i just watched and was great as well.

Digital Rights Management is a complete lie.

a man fell out of a plane without a parachute. Fortunately, there was a haystack below him. Unfortunately, there was a pitchfork in the haystack. Fortunately, he missed the pitchfork. Unfortunately, he missed the haystack.

Flying car on Google Earth

Monday, January 23, 2006

This is what happens when I'm alone at 8am.

I've been up since 6am again, and all the roommates are at class so I'm porning it up of course.

First of all, there is an awesome video of the winch wench over at Monk's.

Second of all, this is old and I can't imagine that you haven't seen it by now, but it' s new to me and I'm sure the females who don't spend all their time in vent talking about WoW will enjoy it.

Fetish Map

I stumbled onto this and my brain imploded

Sunday, January 22, 2006

Doesn't look like COD2 at ALL

Invasion of Normandy

Anyone want to go do D-Day this summer? It's July 12th or something like that, $45 plus all the foods and paints and whatnots, expensive but fun. Any takers?

why did I not just address that to rob and ed, i don't know.

The Piracy Calculator - How much do you owe?

8761.65 Is mine, and that doesn't count games from a few years ago, all the Adobe programs (premieres like $900, maya is what... 2000?), maya programs ect

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edit: I take that back. Maya Unlimited is $7000, MotionBuilder is $1000, Photoshop $650, Premiere $850, AfterEffects $1000, Encore $350, Audition $350, Dreamweaver $400, Flash $700. I'll tack on an extra $100 for the combined Final Draft, Trillian Pro, DVD X Copy, Nero, those little programs.

New Total: $21,161.65
I know you've seen the chrome car before, but shit this is a good picture
Rob check the stifin blog

Penny Arcade

Apperently tons of you are also purchasing the book through Amazon which is just fine by me. Amazon is saying that our book is ranked 261 in sales which I’m super proud of. As a side note, Jack Thompson’s new book is ranked 127,855. Feel free to ZOMGLOL.

Saturday, January 21, 2006

another priceless pic :)

Laptop ARGG

So tell me if this guy thinks i'm a moron...

Something is screwy with my laptop so i take it to PC World to see if they can fix it. Guy hooks it up to an external monitor and everything is fine and dandy so common sense is there is somthing wrong with the screen right? He starts going on about "Well it could be the monitor or the graphic card...fixing the graphic card is gonna cost you some more." If its the graphic card, wouldnt it not work on the external montitor either?

Then tell him its still under warranty so i'll just send it back to HP (i know hp sucks just shut up i've learned my lesson) and let them fix it. The he starts ranting about how i'm gonna get some crazy indian dude when i call the service desk (this coming from a tiny asian man who i can speak english). I ask him if he could back up my files so i don't lose em and he's says "ok lets figure, probably 4 or 5 DVDs, plus a service fee.....probably be about $95 maybe up to $120 if its alot of work." The damn laptop has a DVD burner in it, it would cost me like $20 to do it myself if i hooked it up to the old monitor in the basement. Before i get a word in, Dad is says to him "Sure sounds good. lets get out of here. We'll pick it up next week."

Shoot me...

Friday, January 20, 2006

Ed's script


Programmer 1

Programmer 2

Programmer 1
Then he killed himself!
finished 537 comic archives and of course along the way managed to find another webcomic....

Australia gets drunk, Wakes up in middle of North Atlantic

"Australia came through here screaming curses at us to let them through," said Ernesto Carnal, who guards the locks at the entrance to the Panama Canal. "We said they would not fit, so they demanded to speak with a manager. When I go to find Mr. Caballos, they sneak the whole continent through."

When Caballos shouted to the fleeing country that it had not paid, Australia "accidentally" backed up and took out every nation in the region, as well as the northern third of Venezuela. They then made up a cheery song about it.

By late morning today, however, not everyone in Australia was quite so blithe. "We've still got part of Jamaica stuck to Queensland," said Australian army commander Lt. Gen. Peter Cosgrove. "I think we might have declared war on it. I don't bloody remember. Maybe it's time to go home."


Why are you all so boring?

I miss Rich.


fatal1tys got a damn 60 minutes thing on sunday, theyve got clibs on cbsnews.com, theyve got this one shot of a 3day LAN party in sweden... MASSIVE FUCKING auditorium with hundreds of computers in rows, theyve got a shot of it in the dark and all you see are rows of the monitors glowing and its just fucking beautiful


Got home from class last night at 10 o'clock to Meg and Patrick screaming at each other.

"He tackled me!"
"She scratched my face!"
"He tackled me to the floor!!!"


Went to bed at 1, woke up at 6, I came upstairs and did the dishes and have to resist making snarky comments when they wake up. I miss sleeping til noon.


Working on my script

So then i say “not that hole, try again”
Haha silly boys.
Yeah, that was nothing compared to the time-
This looks really cool

Project Offset

Thursday, January 19, 2006

Ang Lee directed the hulk? ugh i feel sick.

Vatican says 'Intelligent Design' is Not Science and Creates Confusion!

Wednesday, January 18, 2006

The word

Which of these sends a clearer message?

"I am the lamb of god"?



"build a boat quick, i'm going to drown the whole planet"

Loud and clear chief.


I'm registering as i type this. actually after i type this what with the impossibility, but if anyone is coming (PAX is the washington convention thing we're going to for you girl noobs) and you need a credit card, let me know and gimme el money and ill order for you

rob and ed are you guys going to be in the omegathon?
"Would you like to be considered for The Omegathon? Omeganauts are required to compete all weekend, until eliminated. It's a big responsibility so think carefully before answering."

I put yes cause, c'mon the last game was fucking combat, that must be awesome.
"So what are your plans for today?"

"oh i dunno, probably go to the mall and meet another cute girl who'll just turn out to be a necrophiliac furry LARP'er or something"

Matt Stuart

Tuesday, January 17, 2006

Kevin smith and message board = awesome

random user sig:

and then this from Kevin Smith

"... But regardless - yeah, a "Dogma" followup's been swimming around in my head for some time now.

P.S. - Interesting "Dogma"-related sidebar: I recently received a glowing "Dogma"-praising email from a recent fan, who began his missive with "My name's Tom Clancy. I do books." It was surreal and really wonderful."

170 GE employees work with one supervisor

The 170-plus people who work at this plant try to make perfect jet engines. And they come close. On average, one-quarter of the engines that GE/Durham sends to Boeing have just a single defect -- something cosmetic, such as a cable not lined up right, or a scratch on a fan case. The other three-quarters are, in fact, perfect. That is one big reason why Boeing, in an eloquent vote of confidence, recently chose a new version of the GE90 as the exclusive engine for its new, long-range 777 airplane. For early versions of the breakthrough 777, Boeing had used engines from GE and its two competitors, Rolls-Royce and Pratt & Whitney. For the new 777s, which will be able to fly 10,000 miles without stopping, the GE90 will be the only engine -- and only GE/Durham makes the GE90.

In an engine that weighs 8.5 tons and has 10,000 parts, even a nut that weighs less than an ounce must be installed to a very specific tightness. Every part is put together with a torque wrench. Some parts are so vital, and so sensitive, that a computer is used to tighten the nuts that attach them to the engine.
This is really cool

Stabilized bigfoot film


Wow this movie is fucking weird

they have a battle with an army of skeletons, they have a battle between the two ships

"come on you fucking asspirate!"


Monk's old posts are awesome

Kilt post

Other kilt post

Monday, January 16, 2006


PAX 06

most of you know that the registrations up... whoevers plannin on goin... sign up...

35 bucks for 3 days... yaaaaay

"Te voy a lamer hasta que te vengas en mi boca mil veces."



Crazy hot model with a cool tattoo on her arm. Her job is being hot and fetishy.

(if you see a blowfish, click the pictures to link to the site)

Dream Diary Comic

So weird, everyone's dreams are like jokes with no punchline

Twenty-four summary

UPDATE: Hey, Jack is stabbing now. Is that new? He was always more of a shooter.UPDATE: Hey, Jack is stabbing now. Is that new? He was always more of a shooter.

UPDATE: The guy actually believed Jack wouldn't shoot him! Obviously he has never seen this show.

UPDATE: Why are they showing the highlights of the first hour, which we JUST WATCHED??

Sunday, January 15, 2006

This is really really good. The US and Colombia, and EU are the best

Saturday, January 14, 2006


1964 - The Tribute

Went to see the show at carnegie hall
it was pretty cool but the opening act - Mike Rayburn - was actually better.
like so good that we bought the cd and I'm ripping the whole thing to show you people.
Everything classic rock and hilarious and blah blah.

there was one guy at the show who was just walking around and dancing and cheering and getting people to cheer, and it was pretty cool, but its carnegie hall so they're stuckup and cranky, but there's no bouncers at carnegie hall, so after the little 5-foot-nothing usher lady couldn't talk him into sitting down they send over like 7 guys in suits to get him to his seat and just stand there.

Friday, January 13, 2006

Buy cell records online

wow actually laura if you go to that site and feel like spending some cash you can probably find out about those voicemails.

cell traces, land line traces, get a phone number from a SSN or address. Fuckin scary

Thursday, January 12, 2006

Win tickets to blue man group

Rob daily show i know you were talking about fake words, would religiosity work?
SO what exactly is going on this weekend? i know i had our little writers confrence but when and what other plans were/are in the works?

Our proffessors are odd fellows...

"I do drugs very occassionally... you know... When you've been on prescribed medicated anti-depressents... extocy really doesnt seem all that bad..."

Sorry sir, your card's been declined

Not the exact words i heard, the waitress was cool, but now i'll remember to make sure there's enough money in my bank account before transferring out random amounts.

Wednesday, January 11, 2006

Energy from trees


ff7 anyone? im tellin you, the lifestreams gonna come up and then when you least expect it were sticking materia into our arms and summoning dragons to fight for us... bahamut kicks ass

Colber report awesome

The Word: Sleeper Cell

talking about baby boomers biding their time until they take over the country

"We need a way to deal with these baby boomers before they detonate their demographic suitcase bomb"

Soylent green?

"Something that will take care of them once and for all so we will never have to see them again"


Guantanamo Bay.
Dude: No, I agree with you. Even if it's a robotic kid, they should still treat it as one of their own.

--Office, Broadway & Houston

Overheard by: Snackette

Girl on cell: Yeah, there's like 542 dirty little kids on the flight, and like 34,927 Yodas...No, like the kind from the Homeland.

--Deltaplane, JFK
I just fell in love with black bras and garter belts all over again

Keep on clicking

hot girls in cool clothes as usual

Tuesday, January 10, 2006

World Cup

who wants to go to germany for the world cup?
i have 3 extra tickets to the show thing wednesday at 8:00 W50th street

Ea is coming
rob are you coming
laura is supposedly coming



FUCKING 500 BUCKS A HEAD THIS YEAR!! thats lame.. gonna see if i can get a free pass... 2 forms of industry ID... uhhh
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An experiment

unless someone can get a 100% foolproof translation and explination, we are going to experiment until we can find out exactly whats going on here it seems to involve some kind of race, vibrators, and chimp toys.

girls, get ready.

P.S. watch the whole video it gets more and more insane.

twist ending- lets just say tacos and explosions. yes seriously.

Monday, January 09, 2006


Soccer Commercials Rock

Stupid Cops

Fur Elise

Tracey's idea, vote

Tracy: a candy poker party... since i dont have chips, and most people dont have money.... we use candy instead......this way we all hang out.. plus theres candy
ElBifin: today?
ElBifin: i have chips
ElBifin: and money
Tracy: no not today, sometime this week
Tracy: yeah i know, but not everyone has the money
ElBifin: well i has the money
Tracy: and candy is yummy..
Tracy: so use the money to buy the candy
ElBifin: no it has to be strip bondage poker (a game i just invented in my head) or something cause people just steal the candy and the game ends after two hands, at least if people steal eachothers clothes instead of ending the game the game just changes to who's in my mouth followed by a few rousing rounds of "sexual harrasment lawsuit"
Tracy: lol
Tracy: well how bout just a plain poker party w/ the chips
Tracy: so we can all hang out
ElBifin: well i thought my idea was pretty good

Danger Cow

Sunday, January 08, 2006


Read an article about the concept of the IRS taxing people on their MMO Income. Of course they arent planning to so the articles useless but I found this fact interesting:

"According to Indiana University economist Edward Castronova, EverQuest's annual GDP—the total wealth in goods and services an economy creates—is about $135 million, or around half the GDP of the Caribbean island nation of Dominica."

Stumble so chances are its old

Saturday, January 07, 2006


I’m not sure what the first cream does, but the second is essentially a topical numbing agent. I rub it in, and my asshole goes to sleep. If I ever found myself up on Brokeback Mountain, this is the cream I’d want to have in my rucksack… and in my asshole.

But hearing my asshole was rebeling against me wasn’t nearly as disquieting as the info the doc imparted regarding the creams he’d prescribed: “In a few weeks,” he said. “You’ll feel 50% better.”

I was quietly outraged. Was this the best modern medicine could offer? 50% better in a few weeks?! I don’t wanna hear about anything less than 100% better in a few hours, if not “After I tap you with this magic wand, your asshole will not only be instantly healed, but from now on, it’ll periodically release a pleasant scent that’s a natural aphrodisiac.” And failing magical cures, where are all the “Star Trek” healing lasers and shit? We’re in the 21st fucking century, people! I wanna walk into a doctor’s office, lay on the table, and say “Bones, run that light-thingee over my bung-hole and high-tech my fissure shut, post-haste!” And then I want to shoot a fucking Klingon.
I didn't even read all the way through this but its "anti-" so its good


Hey, what about the pink breast cancer ribbon, though? What are you PRO-CANCER or something you black-hearted JERK?

Oh, we're sure they're useful.

For example, say you're stuck in traffic on the Williamsburg bridge in your 2003 Chevy Suburban, and another guy, who is a breast cancer researcher, is stuck behind you talking to his wife on his cell phone. He tells her that he has just dropped the kids off at violin practice, he took the garbage out before he left -- he even unplugged the coffee maker, but he just can't shake this strange nagging feeling that he has forgotten to do something. Just as those words come out of his mouth, he glances up and sees your pink magnetic breast cancer ribbon that has "Find a Cure" written across it, at which point he comically slaps his forehead and exclaims:


Why do the bottom two bumper stickers cost more?

Not only do we provide you the materials to propagate your own backlash against our backlash, we provide you the materials to propagate your own backlash against our backlash against our backlash -- AND YOU COMPLAIN ABOUT PRICE?


I want to work on a script or...twelve

so ea and rob do you want to come over this coming week/weekend(i.e. the 14th/15th) to my house (yes in bayside laura, yes i'll actually be there) and hang out watch movies and brainstorm?

i figure its our/my best bet to actually getting something done

hopefully by the end of the week i'll be able to get something written down in the way of the cloud of ideas.

Midnight Pajama Jam

Jan 16th
Tickets $6.

Lets go see Midnight Pajama Jam at Mo Pitkins


Special Agent: Ass Kick

"Who wants to know? Special Agent: I'm fucking gonna kick you in the dick so hard youre going to cum fear"

"Women love danger. If they could, they would date a fire."

Holographic HDs

Well they presented those 300gb Holographic drives at CES this year so it looks like the technology is happening. Only thing is a 300gb drive goes for around... 4-5 thousand so it looks like only major corperations will be using it for the next few years.

Friday, January 06, 2006


Ed yell at ebaums, they're recycling old videos, they put up the flaming shot video
Wow mouse over the images here, very cool, also the 5th picture is really good
Ed says nipple piercing is stupid

takin bets on sharons death

3:1 hes gone by wednesday
5:1 he survives the stroke
1000000:1 a raptor crashes into the hospital and eats sharon while still in a coma

Thursday, January 05, 2006

I sent dre an email the other day telling him i couldn't get him a copy of Photoshop for the mac.

this is what i just found in my inbox

Date: Jan 5, 2006 4:38 PM
Subject: fuck u steve, fuck you.

les annana nepal lopais.
pineapples cannot speak.

and thats all i know.

beyond that thanks for failing me as a son, a brother,
and fellow moroccon.

I accidentally put on BBC-A and its benny hill

i've never seen that show before, and at first i thought it was stupid, every scene is shot in 18fps so its all sped up but literally EVERY other scene had a girl in garter belt and stockings.

theres even a 30 second closeup of a hose spraying a girl's ass.

greatest show ever.

Chicken...gave me...a bad coupon....

God, bush is such a fucking idiot, i would become a reporter just for the chance to punch him in the face.

he's talking about how he 's going to protect our civil liberties..... somehow he's going to do this by getting rid of all of them.

why the fuck does noone ever stand up at the Q&A part and go "how exactly will taking away our civil liberties preserve our civil liberties?"

Wednesday, January 04, 2006


Anyone still awake....meet at the IHOP on northern at 11 am thurs morning (as in tomorrow)

i kno there are like two or three on northern....

We can figure out which one john is talkin about when the sun comes up
Photo tour of the VW plant in Dresden

the whole thing is transparent, it looks like a huge art gallery

Why would you want to do this?
World's largest ball of paint

An essay on a JKII lightsaber duel
Bow Nigger
(Just read it, really good actually)

Arrested Development thingy


btw i have your christmas gift still. somewhere. on some floor.


my mind is bleeding with ideas

i can't form them all into thoughts

and the thoughts cant all form into scenes

the scenes cant form stories

and theres no story to not form into a movie

but other than that, the ideas are GREAT

Reasons why I'm not stupid...

Got an email from Justin. It's nice to know that Johnny Jihad can't blow up emails the way he blows up mail convoys. (Shut up Ed.) Anyway, a little taste of life in Al-Ramadi, Iraq (voted by Time magazine as the worst place to live in the world.)

"anyway, amusing story for the day. so about sixty of us were prepping at
the gate to go out on a mission in the city, when suddenly the incoming
alert goes off as the enemy begins to mortar us, we scatter like cockroaches
when you turn on the lights, running for the nearest building to seek cover.
one of my soldiers is in front of me as he runs into a doorway, i pile in
after him, we are in a room roughly seven feet by seven feet, i start
yelling to push in as we cram more and more people into this tiny room, we
get roughly fifteen people in there and manage to shut the dorr as
explosions start going off. all of a sudden i look at what i am leaning on
in the corner, and realize it's a stack of C-4, i look around and see spools
of det-cord, .50 cal ammo, frag grenades, incidenary grenades, tnt, and a
variety of other munitions stacked on shelves. all of a sudden i realize at
the same time as a buddy of mine that we just ran in the engineer's demo
storage room to seek cover. all we could do was look at each other start
laughing and say this is a bad room over and over again till the mortars
stopped impacting."

Like something out of Looney Tunes, light a match and realize you're in a room full of dynamite.

Reasons why you're stupid...

You all post so much garbage that any good conversations that could possibly start in the comments get pushed off the page.

Ed: faggOt
Steve: You can't call something old if it's from the same day its posted! Furthermore... 3/6ths = 1/2

Just to prove my point, after I post this, Stifin will post at least three stupid things that everybody has seen, or won't even bother looking at.

Fuck you all, good night.
comedian: (named emo for some reason)
i passed a homeless guy asking for change and he had a sign that said "Karma"
and he explained that it's the hindu philosiphy that we are rewarded or punished in the next life for what we do in this life.
so i said it's theoretical that if i don't give you change and act like a stuckup tightwad that i could come back in the next life as a beggar
and he said yes it is
so then i asked is it possible that you were a tightwad in the previous life and thats why youre a beggar now?
and he said yes it is
so i said to him then why would i be rewarded for helping you and hindering god's punishment for you?
and he said hmmm i'm not sure
and i said theres only one way to break the vicious cycle

"can you spare some change?"
Swedish pirates form political party

Ooo Ah make RIAA walk the plank

By Nick Farrell: Tuesday 03 January 2006, 06:55
A BUNCH of Swedish file sharers have got together to form their own political party.

The Pirate Party (Piratpartiet) said that it is tired of being deemed a criminals and terrorists by the system for sharing a few measly files for no financial gain or loss to anyone.

In its manifesto, here, which is in Swedish, the party says that it is against seeing the developing world starve because the developed world refuses to share its intellectual property.

Its massage is that corporations are engaging in racketeering in the developing world and a few power hungry individuals and greedy corporate entities are infringing on privacy and integrity. Piratpartiet says that it will strike out immaterial law, ignore WIPO and WT, and annul any further treaties or policies that hinder the free flow of information. They will refuse to allow data retention nonsense based on terrorism claims or failed RIAA business models.

The new party, wants to break the four per cent barrier (225 000 votes) this autumn to take up seats in parliament.

Even if they the party gets no-one elected, it is clear that it does represent a backlash against copyright protection laws and the antics of the RIAA and its ilk.
ElBifin: inspire me to do something constructive
ElBifin: cause i can't think of anything
arznek: beat it
arznek: it's good for your heart
ElBifin: constructive arz, i'm not on the arznek health plan
arznek: memorize the names of all of the avatars in hinduism
ElBifin: hahaha
ElBifin: you are a genius
arznek: i'm a dick
ElBifin: absolutley, but youre good at what you do
arznek: can you put your own mp3s on ipods w/out itunes?
ElBifin: don't tell me you're getting one? i dont know if you ever mocked them, but it seems like something you would do, yes you can but you have to install itunes once so it can format the ipod or something gay like that but then you get a plugin for winamp called ml_iPod
arznek: no im not getting one
arznek: i may be hypocritical
arznek: but i'm not fucking gay like that
ElBifin: hahah theres the arz we know and loathe
arznek: lmfao
arznek: i love you too stifin
arznek: right in the old brown hole
ElBifin: you're a freak arz
"I'm about two to three chapters away from finishing my current project, and I'm fixin' to strangle my main character. He simply will not do what I want him to do, the little bastard, and you'd think the fact that he does not exist outside of my imagination would give me the upper hand. But noooooooo."
star wars convention is to warrie/trekkie as e3 is to ed's face


trekkies= ed = geeks are trekkies

So what if 3/6ths of this blog's reader's have seen this?

EMPColombia: rob
EMPColombia: lets buy a tent
crashwithuhk: ok
crashwithuhk: what for
crashwithuhk: e3?
EMPColombia: yes
crashwithuhk: we can tent inside e3
crashwithuhk: and EAT THE TENT
EMPColombia: hahahahah
crashwithuhk: 280 saved there
crashwithuhk: and ride the tent to e3
EMPColombia: hahahhaha
crashwithuhk: omg good idea
EMPColombia: youre a genius
30 second bunnies library

i didn't know they did allt hose movies
World Jump Day

I can't believe thats not a joke.

It reminds me of that how to destroy the earth article, which one of the things was how this wouldn't work

Tuesday, January 03, 2006


D/s Personal Training

I don't know why this is on blogger, maybe nobody told her about angelfire or anything, but i haven't looked at it.



all kindsa stuff about indie games

From monk...

Well, you know when it is good? You know, your lover is doing something particularly evil and you encourage them to do more? How do you convey that? Sure I suppose you just say “please” or “green light” or even do the whole “Oh please mistress more!” routine. But not us. We tend to take the obnoxious route and say things like, “Oh is that the best you got?” or “What are you doing back there? Hitting me with a feather duster?” Of course having dated now for over 18 months, the insults have gotten a wee bit more … shall we say creative?

It is not uncommon to now hear the likes of,
“You call this bondage? You tie like Mr. Rogers! Where is your sweater?”
“Last time I checked, Fucker was not a safe word…”
Or my personal favorite, “Oh you’re not really such a bad ass are you? I bet you secretly collect Hummel figurines! Ohh look at the pretty bunnies and duckies!”

That one is pretty much guaranteed to make her laugh with delight and re-double her efforts to make me roar like a lion. Gotta love a gal who can laugh a rich warm, loving laugh and hurt you at the same time. I sure do.

Not going to work

Apparently i don't fit into the "good freshman grades club"

because apparently my gpa is a 2.8 but also apparent is that only two of my professors gave me grades so far.



55 word contest

awesome one


The growing hatred between Mary and Robert was such that a killing was inevitable.

Mary had a plan, baiting Robert incessantly in the hope that he would kill her.

The note he found after he shot her read, "Thank you, Robert. Doctors had given me only two months. I hope you rot in prison forever."


"You’re still here? Where’s Dr. Jones?"

The Emergency Room is busy. I’m pissed at my missing replacement.

"He’s late again," I say.

"Hey, Doc! Face versus windshield–better come quick!"

Cursing to myself, I yell at the charge nurse: "Page Dr. Jones again!"

As I intubate, I hear Jones’ pager–on the patient’s belt.
Challenge: Hurricane-proof a window-sheathed home on Florida's Gulf Coast
Solution: Use bulletproof windows. The search for tough glass ended with a Canadian firm called Loewen. Each window is made of an inner core of elastic vinyl sandwiched between two panes of tempered glass. They can withstand two-by-fours shot out of a cannon or bullets fired from a Smith & Wesson .38 (one would-be burglar gave up after 23 rounds).
Whodunit: Brad Zeitlin, homeowner - Andrew Tilin

Super Geek Upgrades
Party Guest: “Um, what is Monk wearing on his head?”
Mistress Matisse: “A fez”
Party Guest: slight pause “why is he wearing a fez?”
MM: “Its a thing he does”
Party Guest: ”Ok, but that does not explain why he has a doughnut tied to his wife?”
MM: “I’m afraid to ask.”

Truth be told, I did happen to be wearing my +1 fez of world domination while playing with my wife on New Years. See, a certain party guest wanted to ditch the whole “fetish wear look” for the evening and wear a ball gown and tiara for the evening. Now as a show of support, I offered to wear the fez if she wore the tiara. Sadly she chickened out, but not I. Oh no dear readers, not I. Upon donning the fez, my dear Tambo asked. “So… are you a good Shriner or an angry Shriner tonight?”
“Oh I’m good, very good tonight”

Monday, January 02, 2006

Dinner for One

Joss Whedon Talks about the future of TV

"And what of me? My short-lived series Firefly was the basis for the epic action film Serenity (now available on DVD! I have little or no shame), and the future will see even more incarnations of this visionary work, as it returns to TV as Serenity: The Firefly Years, then back to film as Firefly: Serenity's Sequel, back to TV as SereniFly, and finally end as the direct-to-eyeglasses series Choose a Damn Name Already. I promise it'll be as heartwarming and exciting as the original Serenity, now available on DVD. (Explain again this thing you call shame....)"

Message for Boberto

rob, comment with date and time of arrival back in new york

For Sam - You still haven't gotten me yet

Also, the pictures have been uploaded

Laura excerpt from day 3 guest post from monk

"I know, I know, what could be better than being employed by one of the most charming and witty guys in the blogosphere? Well, I’ll let you in on a secret, kids: Monk has to practice that charm and wit sometimes and unfortunately Griffin and I are often the sounding board / back up singers. The most recent incident reminded me of that bit from the Princess Bride where Indigo (swarthy Spanish swordsman) and Fezzik (Andre the Giant) are tormenting Vizzini (short, bald Sicilian) with the rhyming game.

Indigo: That Vizzini, he can fuss.
Fezzik: ... fuss ... fuss ...I think he likes to scream at us.
Indigo: Probably he means no harm.
Fezzik: He's really very short on charm.
Indigo: Oh, you've a great gift for rhyme.
Fezzik: Yes, some of the time.
Vizzini: Enough of that.
Indigo: Fezzik, are there rocks ahead?
Fezzik: If there are, we'll all be dead.
Vizzini: No more rhymes now, I mean it!
Fezzik: Anybody want a peanut?

Substitute Griffin for Indigo, Monk for Fezzik, the various punchlines as rhymes for “anal dilation” and I’m left as the short, balding Sicilian."

Now you fucks have to commment cause i have to invite you to the snapfish album through email

Unless THIS LINK works

What Would Bunny Do?

Maybe I have a parasite like Bunny and that's why I've been eating everything in sight.

Sunday, January 01, 2006

Hackers Rebel against spycams

Awesome article, people found the signals for spycams on the streets, blocked them, scrambled them, even used face recognition software to put a black stripe over the eyes of people who do get onto the cameras.

like 12 updates

Holy SHit


I just realize i have like 12,000 pounds of pictures i havent posted so does anyone have any requests of what you want to see?

ill put the pictures from eddies house last time on snapfish tonight, but i have to go through them tonight cause theres a thousand.

Coldplay CD "Usage Guidelines"

My Mom is a ninja

She stole my pants while i was sleeping, washed them, replaced everything in the pockets and put them back

And our government is out of money

sharper image... with... ozone guard? what in the shit? ozone guard grill... that converts smog and ozone... into oxygen... because... cars like driving through homes now? what are we gonna just sprinkle ionic breezes all over LA now and get rid of the pollution? ... ok fine whatever
lox: yepyepyepyepyepyepyepyepyepyepyepyepyepyepyepyepyepyepyepyepyepyepyepyepyepyepyepyepyepyepyepyep

madman: yepyepyepyepyepyepyepyepyepyepyepyepyepyepyepyepyepyepyepyep
So did everyone else get the feeling that this new year's eve was just kinda blah?

it shaped up around 11pm, when they were making fun of dick clarks strokeface.

Even Microsoft Employees Hate IE