Thursday, March 30, 2006

My dorm has mice. If the exterminators have to come here once more, the whole dorm is getting evacuated for a night.

Fucking gross.

Wednesday, March 29, 2006

"Somewhere on the isle of Manhattan, dear readers, there is a girl with a bruise on her left shoulder that is a PERFECT imprint of a man’s size 11 Converse All-Stars (red)."
"Yes it's a suitcase that requires 16 batteries and 2 remote controls"

"but you want it."

I AM THE JUGGERNAUT BITCH!!

Tuesday, March 28, 2006

All the news that'll fit in print

Pictures of atomic blasts
Explination for pictures

Top Ten Mistakes Bush is repeating from Vietnam

Eric Haney, Writer of Inside Delta Force "has fighting words for Bush"

Lake Peigneur: Swirling vortex of doom
"The sucking force was so strong that it reversed the flow of a 12-mile-long canal which led out to the Gulf of Mexico, and dragged 11 barges from that canal into the swirling vortex, where they disappeared into the flooded mines below."

80 cameras for 2400 people in a small town in alaska
Says high school wrestling coach Johnny Johnson: "If you're not doing anything wrong, what does it matter?"

Best bumper sticker slogans

Exactitudes.com - photo project about how groups dress

Fuck yea

I'm back. At first my room was kinda dark so I thought the motherboard connector was longer then mine and I got super pissed. Then it fit and I was happy. Then apparently when I plugged it in I flipped the switch to OFF and hit the power button and nothing happened and I got super pissed. Then I turned it on and I was happy.

Monday, March 27, 2006

The Maltese Falcon was a great movie with awesome dialogue

Sam Spade: When you're slapped, you'll take it and like it.

Joel Cairo: You always have a very smooth explanation...
Sam Spade: What do you want me to do, learn to stutter?

Sam Spade: Here.
[hands him Wilmer's guns]
Sam Spade: You shouldn't let him go around with these on him, he might get himself hurt.
Kasper Gutman: Well, well, what's this?
Sam Spade: A crippled newsie took 'em away from him. I made him give 'em back.
[to Spade]

Joel Cairo: No, no. Our private conversations have not been such that I am anxious to continue them.

A grouphug, an overheard and an IRC

208780683

Religious people. You're wrong. Sorry.


Director man: Excuse me, we're trying to shoot this scene, please move out of the way.
Chick: Excuse me? I'm trying to catch a motherfucking train. I think you can film a movie some other damn place, but I'm trying to catch a motherfucking train and this is where they keep them: in Grand fucking Central.

--Grand Central

#630686 +(1239)- [X]

<@Quasi> I feel like my life is a movie.
<@Quasi> But it's being shown on TV.
<@Quasi> So all the sex scenes are cut.

Happy Birthday Jerkfish!

:-D

The Next Grand Theft Auto Could be an MMO

Rockstar lists a few jobs it's looking to fill that lead some to beleive they are prepping to make network online games.

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Sunday, March 26, 2006

Nintendo 64 makes kids crazy!

Holy Christmas! Be sure to watch the whole video for maximum hilarity

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Saturday, March 25, 2006

Good game

Johnny Romano

Friday, March 24, 2006

Those crazy japanese shows are awesome, but ours are just as crazy and fucked up, just slightly more subtle about it.

Link


I don't know if its better when the girl just pops our her tits as a visual aid or when the other girl says she would date a drug dealer just to get the painkiller that he gave her.

UPDATE:

HOLY FUCKING SHIT

Thursday, March 23, 2006

Just once in my life I want to get a better grade on something than Ainsley. I was originally going to say that I just wanted to be better at one thing. Then I realized I'm a better cook, a better cleaner, and I give blow jobs.

Still, just one grade, it's all I ask.

Wednesday, March 22, 2006

Knocked out by a tornado kick OR Noodle legs

Atheists identified as America's most distrusted minority
That's BELOW Muslims, gays, immigrants etc etc. which is terrible because it's like the entire teenage population.

And brooklyn college got patched and its totally awesome now, they should definetly do the next SWG revamp.

I mean on the same day i find out I don't have to take Bio and chem, just one or the other, but i'm also exempt from an english class AND

I GET TO PICK BETWEEN MATH AND COMPUTERS!!
Top 10 Movies that went wrong

The Conqueror (1956): the movie that caused cancer

Batman & Robin (1997): or how Batman became gay

The fourth installment of the Warner Bros. franchise that began with 1989's Batman and the lowest-grossing of the film series. This film is often billed as the worst superhero movie of all time, even to the point that star George Clooney said he would refund people's money if they stopped him on the street and said they had paid to see it.

Tuesday, March 21, 2006

Second Life

I dunno if any of you are still playing it.....

But if u are....n u've got premium

i e Richard

then i'll sell thast chunk of land i have to u for nothing

cause i'm setting my account back to basic

You got a few days to answer otherwise i'll just get rid of it

Monday, March 20, 2006

Certified not old but scary by rob

YTMND stuff

THIS IS FUCKING AWESOME!!
nazi commander
nazi commander#2

oh man that guy had a funny accent

and... them stealing my minutes 7 theme songs, bastards...

DANGER ZOOOOOONE

haha, hot blond pole dancer

how come our newest member never posts? theres something wrong here, POST! POST NOW!

Saturday, March 18, 2006

SOAP!

Dear God.

This may very well be the single greatest film in the history of mankind.

Tears while watching the trailer. It's like Jesus himself came down from the heavens and directed this film.

This August. Sam Jackson. Snakes on a Plane

Friday, March 17, 2006

SI Swimsuit edition 2006

Can you ask for anything better than swimsuits painted onto models?

Thursday, March 16, 2006

Life the game

ABC news special about a professor who teaches game theory.

Google define: game theory
Wikipedia: Game theory
^^ thats pretty interesting to read.

Game 1: They stuck 6 pairs of people in different spots in manhattan, two pairs were not only women, but also tourists.
The only instructions they had were "there is another pair of people looking for you, here's $100, find them."
Thats absolutley all they had to go on.

They eventually all managed to find eachother based on game theory, or as they/we know it, common sense.
3 pairs ended up at the Empire state building at noon, 3 pairs ended up at times square at noon.

Some of the groups could have done things better, a few of them walked right past each other or just happened to miss each other, but one pair of guys literally sat at the entrance of the Empire State chatting, while both other pairs walked past them. Fucking idiots.

Game 2:
We all know putting off our papers and homework will make us fail, and failing will make suck, but the threat never works because it isn't immediate. They changed a threat to a (forgot the exact name, something like clearly defined threat). They took 6 overweight people, put them in skimpy bathing suits, had them photographed, and said they would put the pictures on the show if they didn't lose 15 pounds in 2 months.

The lowest one, the only one to fail, lost 12 pounds, the best one lost 28 pounds.

Completely on their own, the only thing contributed to them was the threat.

Game theory cool.

List of Game theory games


One day when we're really really really bored we have to either try the first thing or play pacmanhattan.


Moron story of the day

Tricky Bastards

Steve.

Read OMAC Project 1-3 and so far theyre good. I thought it was a simply 6 issue mini series but whats at the end of #3?

"Before you pick up the next issue read Sacrifice!
Superman #219
Action Comics #829
Adventures of Superman #642
Wonder Woman #219
All building to...
THE OMAC PROJECT #4!"

Gotta go track these 4 down now and dload em before I can keep going.

Wednesday, March 15, 2006

Girl on cell: So I went to the gynecologist today...Yeah, it was cool...She, like, fingered me.

OMG /spit SOE

My college is getting nerfed!

We better get like 10 respecs so I can choose what I want!

God you college devs suck so hard, tiers are gay! I'm totally unsubscribing if I don't like this tier thing.

Seattle Day 5

So I built this day up a lot didn't I? Oh well... prepare for disappointment.

Ed had class early on Tuesday, and it was pretty funny to watch him tiptoe/leap around the room trying not to step on my bed or wake me. I was awake and watching him anyway, but shhh, don't tell Ed that.

So while he and Scott were at class, I got to shower and run around naked some more. I keep forgetting about those cameras. When he came back we went to Fred Mayers to get groceries. I love Fred Mayers. It's like Walmart, but cooler. Target with a huge, HUGE grocery store attached.

After the groceries were gotten, we had to journey into the department store half of Fred's. First, they made the mistake of going past the seasonal St. Patty's/ Easter stuff. I resisted the St. Patrick's Day garter, but did buy a wooden chick that's holding a sign that says, "Welcome Friends!" Ed claims it's getting burnt as soon as I leave. Still, it's been named, so I think it's staying.

As we got further and further into the housewares, I got more and more excited. They soon realized the error. "Cover her eyes and move quickly!" was the plan. It failed. Ohhhhh, how it failed.

They did not get furniture. They did not get curtains. But, lo! They got a SPOONREST! Scott wanted the one with a rooster. I wanted the manly blue one (with flowers.) We all agreed that the one with a kickass butler on it was the best. Expect a grainy camera phone pic to follow.

I have now doubled the contents of their kitchen toy drawer. They will be domesticated by the end of this week.

Came back and did a whole lot of nothing and then started cooking when they went to class. I was on the phone with Patrick as I prepared the Tuna Cassarole. As I put it into the oven and hung up the phone, I turn around and see sitting on the counter the can of tuna, opened and ready to go. Fuck. The tuna surprise was that there was no tuna. So I took the pan out of the oven, sprinkled the tuna on top, and then served it up when they got home so they wouldn't know the difference.

This meal was a bigger hit than the potato salad. Ed managed to choke down two big helpings. How the poor boy suffers.

Lazy evening after that. I actually started to research my paper. Thank God google translates. Studying Brazil means contending with a lot of Portugese. Now for another teaser... today I went to class with Ed. More tomorrow!

Tuesday, March 14, 2006

Seattle Day 4

Soooooo, yesterday.

The boys had class. I took a shower and ran around the apartment naked. Shh, don't tell Ed. He came back and brought me medicine and a key to the apartment. I am no longer locked inside. Too bad it was supposed to rain today. (It hasn't, but that's just a preview of Day 5.) I did laundry and Ed and I have definitely crossed some friendship boundaries now that I've washed and folded his underwear.

Yesterday's menu included pork chops, potato salad, green beans, and apple sauce. Scott and Ed had class until 8, and as I said to Patrick on the phone, "These boys are not going to be home and this food will be done." they came in the door like good little ducks.

After all the food was consumed, I told them that if I ever made something they didn't like to tell me. They chose that moment to say, "Onions and potatoes? Yea, that was a little weird." Oh well, they had already eaten all of it.

Thennn Ed and I wrestled while Scott tried to do some odd handstand/pushup thing. Fun was had by all. Then I slept. Now it's today. Yayyyyyy!

Today was good. You'll want to hear about today. I'll tell you all about it tomorrow.

Here we go

Now these are some decent awards

Not just because Sith won two (Personally as good as the birth of vader was I don't think it should have one. If I had to pick a scene from Sith to give the award to it would be the "Twins get a home" montage at the end.)

They give out awards based on genre.

Serenity got a best sci-fi nod.

Team America won Best comedy (which of 2005 it was)

I don't particularly agree with the best director award (I think Nolan should have gotten it out of that group) but shit this magazines 11 awards have more logic to them then the entire oscars

Monday, March 13, 2006

Kickass article, as usual, by david wong.


Keep those ideas coming, they're really helping alot.

Wow.
UberPolitics

Ok. my first thought was it doesn't beat the crawling on the floor vibrator game.
But i watched the whole thing and it came pretty close.
Where'd they get fuzzy bathing suits? could the cameras get any closer if they tried? how'd we get from bowling alley to hot tub?


OMG AWESOME

Maximizing your ROI at Pizza Hut (OR how to stack food like a muthafucka)
Rob - you're a bitch.
I've got an idea.

I need other story ideas though.

bad ideas, good ideas, mediocre ideas, plain stupid ideas, give me whatever you've got, whatever jumps into your head.

Seattle Day 3

Yesterday was a preview of the rest of the week, doing not a whole lot.

Woke up and made pancakes. Forced Ed to eat 12 of them. He wasn't happy, but he ate them. We were going to go play soccer, but nobody from Digipen showed up. That was a shame, it was so beautiful out.

Came back to the apartment complex and Ed showed me the pond. I now have a new favorite place to sit while the boys are at class. It's really a giant fountain, but who's counting.

Ed made chili for dinner. Yummmy.

I convinced Ed not to drink the Absinthe when he had class the next day. So we drank a little Jack and watched Boiler Room. There are scenes from that movie filmed in Whitestone. I was very excited.

I missed the last 3 minutes of the movie because Pat called. Oh well. I woke up at 9 today, which is a full half hour later than yesterday, which was a half hour later than the day before.

Ed has class at 11 and he's still sleeping like a little baby.

Awwwwwwww.

We need to go to these places

Lazy Sunday

Yea I know you all saw it before but this is for Roma cause she hasn't so shut up.

Sunday, March 12, 2006

Seattle Day 2

Sooooo yesterday I saw Seattle. And I liked it. A lot. The city is gorgeous and so are the mountains and the waters that suround it. If I lived up here, I'd be an enviromentalist without a doubt. The only thing that bothered me was the hippies. I mean, relaxed earthy people I can stand, enjoy even. It's the crazy hippies who don't wear anything but natural fibers and eat only raw natural foods and look like they haven't showered in a year and think they're better than you because of it that I CANNOT STAND. But whatever, this is the West Coast.

I liked the Space Needle. The Unisphere in Flushing Meadow Park is a little bit more impressive to look at, but you can't take a glass elevator to the top of that thing now can you?

We walked around Pike's Place Market. There were singing guys throwing fish at each other. Then they threw a really big fish and they guy pretended not to catch it and it hit some woman standing there in the face. It turned out to be a pillow.

So after that adventure, we went grocery shopping. Came home and I made chocolate chip cookies because the poor dears had bought oatmeal raisin by mistake. We went to the Digipen talent show, which was hysterical. It was the first time I had ever heard the Aristocrats told in person.

I was crying when the president of the Student Association was bending over, gesturing to his asshole and saying "rim job" when the judges (who happened to be teachers) walked in behind him.

Anyway, when that was over, I made spaghetti and meatballs for dinner. Nobody died so I guess it tasted alright.

It hasn't rained since I got here. I think I'm magic. I'll bring the first drought in history upon the Great North West.

Stay tuned.
And yet another example of the US getting fucked


On a totally unrelated note:

My shoe is off
My foot is cold.

Saturday, March 11, 2006

Seattle Day 1

Ed and I were awake at 8am this morning because (ima bitch) of jetlag and a cold. If I don't sleep, Ed doesn't sleep. I fell asleep listening to the buzzing in my head because altitude changes suuuuuuuccckkkkkaaa balls. By the way, there is absolutely no furniture in Ed and Scott's living room except for a pyramid of coke cans which may just reach the ceiling by the time they graduate.

On the menu for the next week: Homemade mac n' cheese, spaghetti and meatballs, chicken alfredo, porkchops and mashed potatos, chili, annnnnnnnd I dunno what else.

Ed has a bookshelf. All his books are in a pile in front of the bookshelf.

I got screwed and flew over the Rockies at night.

There are NO LIGHTS in Wyoming.

I have to stop coughing or they may just put me on a plane back East tomorrow.

I sat next to lezzies on the flight from Denver to Seattle.

There was a really hot guy on the flight from DC to Denver, but he was in the Air Force. What a shame.

Ed and Scott go to Denny's last night while I shower. Ed comes back, I'm sorta asleep, hear him say, "Damn woman took over my bathroom already." Or something to that effect.

Yes, it is fucking 930AM! I hate jetlag.

From Slashnot.com

Adam Goldberg and his girlfriend of six months, Rena al Yousif, have called it quits over irreconcilable differences in their choice of fandom. Adam, a long-time Star Trek aficionado, and Rena, a Star Wars fan, were unable to decide how to raise any potential offspring from their relationship.

“It’s really sad that Rena couldn’t come around. At first, we were both really stoked that we’d met another person that was really into sci-fi, but the cultural differences were just insurmountable. We totally got into a huge argument about whether Captain Kirk would be able to take on Darth Vader if their weapons were blinked out of existence by an omniscient race of beings of pure energy who had transported them to a planet of gladiators. She was like “why would that ever happen? What is the physics behind it?” I say physics, schmisics. It’s about the underlying ethical metaphor.”

“The final straw was when I told Rena that I wanted to ‘go where no man had gone before.’ I probably shouldn’t have phrased it that way, in retrospect.”

Weird video

Guy chops mouse in half

Friday, March 10, 2006

Wasabi

"Quite Possibly The Greatest French-Language, English-Subtitled, Japanese Action-Comedy Of All Time."

Great tagline. Great movie.
Got my phone number switched with my brothers.
Any obscene text messages should be redirected to my new phone number
917,502.7733

Call or text me so that ill have everyone's number.

Also, when i was in the store i saw a brochure for phone loss insurance.
Naturally there's fine print to worry about.

Exclusions
This insurance does not apply to loss or damage caused directly or indirectly by any of the following:
Governmental Authority
Seizure or destruction of property by order of governmental authority.
Nuclear Hazard
Nuclear reaction or radiation, or radioactive contamination, however caused. If physical loss or damage by fire ensues, we will pay only for such ensuing loss or damage.
War
(1)War, including undeclared or civil war
(2)Warlike action by a military force
(3)Insurrection, rebellion, revolution, usurped power or action taken by governmental authority in hindering or defending against any of these.
BABIES EVERYWHERE!

I expect a responce from Laura along the line of "omg i need to go steal babies now"

Karma..

So Steve loses his cell phone...

And I randomly find a 30GB photo ipod...


hehe
#593081 +(4305)- [X]

I wish my lawn was emo, so it would cut itself.

Thursday, March 09, 2006

ITMFA

Today in english, my teacher asked us to write down one thing we regretted or wondered what would've happened if we had done something else.
After that, he asked us to share some and he picked me.
He's like "What did you write down?" and i say "I wonder what would've happened if i had taken the red pill..."

Cubicles

It is the Fidel Castro of office furniture.

Wow. A social worker finally snaps.

"The mother and father who forced their newborn son to nurse from the family dog: Thank you!! I thought it was going to be just another typical Monday morning."


Good Article

God is so much cooler in comics and movies. Because he's represented by badass angels and the like. What do we have to represent him in real life? Republicans. Fucking ripoff.

"Getting of wenches with child" OR China is a huge fucking sausage fest

Asia has too many boys. They can’t find wives, but they just might find extreme nationalism instead. It’s a dangerous imbalance for a region already on edge.

The state’s response to crime and social unrest could prove to be a defining factor for China’s political future. The CIA asked Hudson to discuss her dramatic suggestion that “in 2020 it may seem to China that it would be worth it to have a very bloody battle in which a lot of their young men could die in some glorious cause.”

Make me happy...

Everybody post your favorite Mitch Hedberg joke.

Ever notice that bananas are the opposite of stop lights? Green means hold on a minute. Yellow means go ahead. Red means where the fuck did you get that banana?

Wednesday, March 08, 2006

Great quote

Animal man: "Everyone stand back. I don't know what kind of animal I'm syncing up with out here...but it shoots lightning out of its face"

Russia can't pave roads if their lives depended on it. literally

FUCKING FUCKERS

Lost my fucking phone.

Tuesday, March 07, 2006

::sob::

India wants to kill me

What I would say if I could...

Oh my God. Fucking break up with him. He's disgusting. He doesn't treat you half as well as Jim did. He is a lazy asshole. What the fuck are you doing with him? I have more of a future than this douchebag and I'm eight years younger and want to be a housewife. You can do better! Why would you want to tie yourself to such crap?

/end

Madonna is pretty (from wtdd)

OMFG

Monday, March 06, 2006

Selma Hayak(sp?) has boobs. like a thousand.

I didn't know this

Apparently the government is going into the national archives and classifying things as recent as 1950 as being "damaging to national security" so no one can read them.

I just read 1984 last week and a huge part of the government's power is that they constantly rewrite history in their favor.

hearing that was genuinely scary.

Sunday, March 05, 2006

Oscars

Wow... Ang Lee won? What the fuck happened there? Where was the guy I paid who was supposed to run on stage and remind the world of this travesty:



After that cinema abortion he should have been barred from the Academy for eternity.

This time I'm not drunk

I have decided that the Academy Awards are essentially a giant blow job.
So drunk, furck your posts stifin.

Sex on sundays is twicde the mitzvah.

I'm so flag i don't have to do the dfnaksj word to post.

Saturday, March 04, 2006

We'll be there like shareware!

I forgot how funny this series was

Teen girl squad episodes 1-10

The $39 experiment, asking companies for free stuff

" I received a few e-mails the other day from a handful people who are members of a site which I'll just call a "freebie forum" (I'm not going to badmouth the site just because of a few of its users — but I'm sure as hell not going to plug it by name, either).

These people called me a loser, telling me that I'm wasting my time and money and that their forum was "the place to be" for free stuff. So, I reassured myself that my experiment was a social experiment (not an attempt to stock my cabinets with free stuff), and I moseyed over to this "ultimate forum" to see what I'd supposedly been missing out on. Here's an excerpt from a freebie that I'd sorely been lacking all these years:

[film name omitted] is the first documentary film that chronicles the lives of individuals with psoriasis. Through candid interviews the film explores the day-to-day experiences of those living with psoriasis...

So, wait... Let me get this straight... I'm a loser — but there are people out there who would not only admit to owning a psoriasis documentary, but would actually brag about getting one for free? Enough said. "

And last but not least, awesome white castle ads

Incredibly Realistic 3D Renders!

"These renders look incredibly real, the guy used 3DSM and the alpha version of maxwell's new rendering software."


god damn thats some good shit

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Search results for Yoohoo

Lots of stuff!

Girl body slams guy

Live-action simpsons intro

do you think the first one is real, and how and why could they have done the second one


This just in! O'reilly teh douche!

Two year old albert sings the numa numa song
click watch, and if you dont like that video, go to the second one, which is some hand puppet harrassing homeless people

Wtf is this?

Super Mario Brothers Race at LAN

Alright. I dunno whats sadder. The fact that they race in mario or the fact that it had me on the edge of my seat at some points.

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Its my year!

Friday, March 03, 2006

Overheard in IRC Infinity X 1000

VanJeans> How do you know when it's time to wash dishes and clean the house?
VanJeans> Look inside your pants; if you have a penis, it's not time.

korosu> I can't believe I just took a shit in my bathing suit at the beach. What the fuck? I cant stand up and take it to the ocean, because I am wading in a puddle of feces at this very moment. Any change in my seating position will send my poo spilling down my legs and into view of every sunbather within 30 feet of me. There is no way I can play this off as a fart.
korosu> It doesn't help at all that I've been spun out for 3 days. I can hardly see straight! How am I possibly going to explain this to my wife when she comes back from getting chili dogs to ask me what the fuck I just did in the presence of my children? She'll make me drop trau in front of everyone again. There it is. The family on the blanket to the right of me just asked if I could smell "that". I gotta go.

DigitlDud> So you guys really don't care if I'm gay?
gopus> I personally could care less.
DigitlDud> I'm really afraid of telling my parents.
gopus> Then don't.
wafn> DigitlDud, the way I see it, all of us have things about us we are ashamed of.
gopus> That's right...
Skarab> yeah, DigitlDud, I gave my cousin tongue before, and I think that's far more embarrassing.
gopus> ...
logiclrd-> And I look hella ugly. You've seen my pics.
Hello1> DigitlDud: and you basically know that I couldn't get laid if my life depended on it.
frankyd> and I smell like shit.
gopus> ...
gopus> and I think AOL rocks.
frankyd> gopus: ...
Hello1> ...
* logiclrd looks at gopus
* gopus was kicked by logiclrd (Bye)
logiclrd-> there are some things I won't tolerate.


TABLE TENNIS?!!

Rockstar's Ping-Pong

ROCKSTAR MAKING TABLE TENNIS?!! WHERE THE FUCK DID THAT COME FROM? THATS... THATS LIKE... what... how do you go from GTA to ping-pong?? and how can jack thompson put a spin on this to make it bad for kids? games gonna rock, too bad its a 360 only game

Overheard in IRC part infinite

I swear... I don't need to see commercials for tampons while cartoons are on
"IT'S SO SMALL I DON'T NEED THE APPLICATOR! IT FITS TO MY CONTOURS!!" "YES!! MY LABIA JUST GRABS IT LIKE A BIONIC CLAW AND TRACTOR BEAMS IT IN!!"

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remove your pants and do the roast beef dance

Laura!

Look at this. this is what you want?

babies should be exterminated.


Poll

Alright kids, time for a poll. Who would you rather see naked (I know in a perfect world it would be both but for arguments sake.) Ed votes Kreuk. I vote Mack. Again I stress I would rather see both but if I had to choose.

Kristen Kreuk


dot gotta be gay about it ed

Thursday, March 02, 2006

Spore - best game ever?

Wednesday, March 01, 2006

Somebody make my life not suck.

Now.

Ok?

Ready.... GO!

OMGWTFVIRUSOFDOOM

You should be alert during the next days: Do not open any message with an attached filed called "Invitation" regardless of who sent it. It is a virus that opens an Olympic Torch which "burns" the whole hard disc C of your computer.


genius.
Was Rich drunk last night or something?

Overheard in IRC pt 3!

haha, last night, me and pete went out to celebrate his engagement and got hugely drunk
we got this great idea to bury eachother in the sand close to the water and see who would chicken out first
took about a half hour, but the water got up to my face so i freaked and got out
i looked around for pete and he must've chickened out before me and stumbled home or something heh
What'd he say when he woke up this morning?
uhh.. he hasn't come home yet.. i thought he was staying with you?
holy fuck.
i fucking hope im wrong about what im thinking right now
im fucking going back to the beach to make sure
if he gets home, call me, i don't want to be worrying about this
will do. you better hope he's not still buried, you'll be in deep shit.
quit: (DeadMansHand)
wtf? pete came home last night you fuck. Ken's going to be worrying about this shit all day
haha yea, but it will be fun while it lasts
join: (PeteRepeat) (bob@3F8C4655.11D1C8C.18637D35.IP)
fucking ken
ken... that fucker buried me in the sand last night, i ran off about 5 minutes to it, left him there to be an idiot
pete, ken didn't come back last night, i thought he was with you.
oh fuck.
if ken shows up, make sure he doesn't know that im at the beach digging for his body. i don't want him to think i care or anything.
quit: (PeteRepeat)
rofl. Those 2 are going to get a huge surprise when they meet at the beach.
i can't beleive how perfect their timing was

Overheard on IRC (Noob alert!)

hey, if you type in your pw, it will show as stars
********* see!
hunter2
doesnt look like stars to me
*******
thats what I see
oh, really?
Absolutely
you can go hunter2 my hunter2-ing hunter2
haha, does that look funny to you?
lol, yes. See, when YOU type hunter2, it shows to us as *******
thats neat, I didnt know IRC did that
yep, no matter how many times you type hunter2, it will show to us as *******
awesome!
wait, how do you know my pw?
er, I just copy pasted YOUR ******'s and it appears to YOU as hunter2 cause its your pw
oh, ok.

Overheard in the Comics Hub IRC

Phoenix> So, Im at the usual weekend frat parties and i've been talking to this girl for the majority of the night.

Phoenix> Anyway I ended up going back with her to her dorm. About another 8shots later, we end up fooling around on her bed.

Phoenix> So about 10min's into her giving me head, I had to drop the fattest shit in my life.

Phoenix> All my meals were followed by 3tsp of metamucil so I could get lots of fiber in me to combat the carbs a litte. Anyway im holdin my #2 in and finally it goes away. We both end up passing out on her bed, she's butt naked and im in my boxers.

Phoenix> I wake up to piss and I find myself covered in shit. It was all over the bed,sheets,etc.... Im freakin out so I did the most horrible thing in the world.

Phoenix> She's sleeping with her back towards me, so I take my boxers off, scoop up some shit and gently smear it on the inside of her butt, her lower back, and a little on the back of her hammies.

Phoenix> I get dressed and leave... This poor girl is gonna think she did it. I didnt know what else to do though. I have no clue what im gonna do when I end up running into her.

QWERTY vs DVORAK

heh, look at that

QWERTY (the universal key layout) has a shitty key layout because old typewriters sucked and the letters that were typed most often in sequence were placed further apart because of typebar clashes(the thing that sticks letters on the page would hit against each other and fuckup your typing). People at my school are advocating Dvorak because well... qwerty kinda sucks. rumor has it that qwerty was meant to slow people down so they wouldnt jam the typewriter, it does slow you down but the intention was the stupid typebar clashes. might consider switching to the dvorak layout, dunno, supposedly takes a month to learn, ehhhhhh

Roms, males



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