Sunday, April 30, 2006

Colbert ROCKS!

He hosted the White House Correspondent's dinner, and just did what he wanted. So awesome.

Initial Story here

The AP's version here

Video (2 parts) here

Transcript

Saturday, April 29, 2006

The Cloud Appreciation Society

Yeah, there's actually a link there that says "click here for news thats rocking the cloud world". Weird stuff.

Hopstop.com
This website will tell you how to get from A-B anywhere in the 5 boroughs using subways, buses, and walking. It's really helpful, even though i know my way around, I can't read the bus map for shit and when you need to use the Brown line(the shit line) you don't have to hurt your brain thinking about schedules and whats running and whats not.

And this is just weird and funny
And something from the credits:

Chain Chomp- Dakota Fanning

Loose Change

So this is a really old video. I always saw threads and digg articles about it on various websites but you know me, I never actually looked at it. It's basiclly one of those conspiracy theory 9/11 documentaries (which is why it took me so long to bother to watch it.)

I have to say, only 10 minutes in (it's about an hour and a half long) and this is some stuff I've never seen before. I hope he cites all his sources at the end because if they are all legit (a lot of pre- 9/11 stuff) then... wow. My only complaint so far is that he uses those eyewitness reports of people saying the planes didn't look like commercial jets. I mean come on; if it's flying at 300mph+ you arent going to get a good look at it. Besides that a lot of thise stuff is disturbing.

Of course I can see some people strait out rejecting this video because it's oh so impossible that our government could actually lie to us and harm us. /end sarcasim.

So if you got some time to kill and a someone open mind that isn't lodged us GW's rectum I suggest you check it out, if anything to watch a well made video.

Loose Change

Edit: Upon visiting their website I saw that they do have a section citing every source they use in the video and a link to an outside website/document/etc for each.

Edit2: Just finished. Wow. Just wow. There were a handful of points where I have already seen or heard the reasons behind it but he goes so much further into it then I have ever seen any 9-11 video go before.

Friday, April 28, 2006

CPL cancelled and soon to be REPLACED

Munoz claims CPL does not have a shortage of sponsors, stating the League will soon announce details of a major agreement with an unnamed television network. The CPL plans to announce another event in the summer to replace the World Tour.

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All About Wii - 1up.com

Miyamoto and Iwata have hinted at a final secret for Wii that has yet to be revealed. And while we're sworn to secrecy, 1UP knows what this secret is -- and it's rather revolutionary. In fact, it's perhaps the most intriguing element of the system -- something with some rather cool implications for gaming.

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Ed's next HNT... now HNF

sorry for the lateness... but its no pants day... soooo

Construction begins on NY's Freedom Tower

The 1,776-foot (540-meter) tower will be among the tallest in the world

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Thursday, April 27, 2006

HNT


Jennifer Love Hewitt

Wii pt 2

Nintendo Wii

So the new name of the Nintendo Revolution is Nintendo Wii (pronounced "We".) They gave a bunch of hippy bullshit over the meaning of the name.

My opinion. Revolution would have been better but it will only take a few months before the name sticks and it doesn't sound wierd anymore.

Pride and Glory

Hung out on the movie set approximatley...forever. In the rain on Tuesday and in about 30 degrees on Wednesday. Wonder what it'll be today.

random pictures.

They snowified about 3 whole blocks, it was really weird, after you passed 34th road it was just winter all over again.Everywhere those christmas lights are had leaves before they got there. Someone had to strip all the leaves off the visible parts of the trees because its supposed to be winter.


Tree with stripped leaves.
Mike under an arc light.
And of course a picture of a picture of rich in his sailorsuit.

Also I talked to a cop from the TV&Film department (basically the department in charge of keeping an eye on film sets and making sure people filming without permits get in trouble)
So he was talking about all the cool stuff he sees and then he just pulls out a digital camera to show me a picture of a building exploding and starts scrolling through pictures.

"um I'm pretty sure its on here somewhere...thats Robert Duvall...somewhere on here...There's me with Sienna Miller, you know her? Jude Law's girlfriend?....Oh see that (he shows a video) stuntman falling out of a building (he starts scrolling through pictures of his kids with Sopranos swag and him with more random celebrities) should be here....yeah, there it is, building exploding, pretty cool huh?"

P.S. Ed, whats this about?

No-pants HNT

HNT

HNT


Wednesday, April 26, 2006

My roommates are still fucking crazy...

No pictures this time...

Ainsley and Meg are working out and somehow whenever Meg's face is anywhere near Ainsley's butt... she farts.

Meg: "I feel like I've just been violated!"
Ainsley: "I'm sorry, that one was really bad!"

Edit: And now a water war has begun.

JUST IN: Democrats lose House vote on Net neutrality!

By a 22-to-34 vote, members of the House Energy and Commerce Committee rejected a Democratic backed Net neutrality amendment that also enjoyed support from Internet and software companies including Microsoft, Amazon.com and Google.

Fish: So what's this mean? This means now sites like digg and slashdot, rather then using their money for something useful, will start having to pay off ISP's so their site can load faster. You might see Google loading slower than AOL.com because AOL was able to pay your ISP more money. Or even better, blog websites loading slower because Myspace forked over more cash. There needs to be a special section of congress for technology because these congressmen do not know SHIT. This thing was backed by pretty much EVERY major tech company yet it still got shot down. Lobbyists should be outlawed.

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'Fans who share music aren't thieves'

Important musicians such as Barenaked Ladies and Avril Lavigne have formed the Canadian Music Creators Coalition to among other things, support fans being sued by the Big Four Organized Music cartel. In their first white paper, the artists say, "Fans who share music are not thieves or pirates. Sharing music has been happening for decades."

Jerkfish: I do not support the calling of Avril Lavigne "important". The point is these guys actually covered the legal costs of someone who was getting sued by the RIAA> That rocks.

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Eat your heart out (literally)

Shaving cream is a racket

I tried it before I decided to put it up and it works.
I didn't have a problem the first time either, probably because i rarely shave.
Shaving Cream Is a Racket

Tuesday, April 25, 2006

Lets do this with my car

Thank you Steve!

This is some of the joy Steve's birthday gift has given me...

As if getting a box addressed to Laura "Tits" Prevete wasn't good enough.

Monday, April 24, 2006

My roommates are fucking crazy...



3D Digital cinema will save biz says James Cameron

"We're so scared of piracy right now that we're ready to pimp out our mothers," Cameron said. "This whole day-and-date DVD release nonsense? Here's an answer...

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#5

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Todays is a little wacky. I talked to my people and I'll be having a ton of good ones soon so please cope until then.

Would you rather have to fight Mike Tyson once a week for the rest of your life OR have to speak like him every day for the rest of your life?

Funny Song

Sunday, April 23, 2006

Friendly Reminder From Jess

No Pants Day

first friday of may... *shrug*

oye

Things That Change After College
1. 6:00 a.m. is when you get up, not when you go to sleep.
2. Having sex in a single bed is absurd.
3. You keep more food than beer in the fridge.
4. Your fantasies of having sex with three women with lesbian tendencies are replaced by fantasies of having sex with anyone at all.
5. You don't volunteer for clinical trials at the local hospital.
6. You know all of the people sleeping in your house.
7. You carry an umbrella.
8. Seven-day benders are no longer realistic.
9. You don't get drunk at home, to save money, before going to a club.
10. Breaking the law means doing 40 in a 30 zone.
11. You don’t find a "dump" left in the toilet hysterically funny anymore.
12. You don't have mice living in your kitchen.
13. Over 90% of the time you spend in front of a computer is for real work.
14. You actually eat breakfast foods at breakfast time.
15. Your friends marry and divorce instead of get together and break-up.
16. You pay the government thousands of dollars every year.
17. You go to the pharmacy for Tylenol and antacids, not Condoms and pregnancy test kits.
18. A $5 bottle of wine is no longer "pretty good stuff."
19. You're the one calling the police because those damn kids next door won't turn down the music.
20. You get out of bed in the morning even if it's raining.
21. You can't persuade your roommates to "Drink till dawn."
22. Older relatives feel comfortable telling sex jokes around you.
23. You always know where you are when you wake up.
24. Your car insurance goes down and your car payments go up.
25. You feed your dog Purina instead of McDonald"s.
26. You no longer take naps from noon to 6 p.m.
27. You can remember the name of the person you wake up next to.

oye

Things That Change After College
1. 6:00 a.m. is when you get up, not when you go to sleep.
2. Having sex in a single bed is absurd.
3. You keep more food than beer in the fridge.
4. Your fantasies of having sex with three women with lesbian tendencies are replaced by fantasies of having sex with anyone at all.
5. You don't volunteer for clinical trials at the local hospital.
6. You know all of the people sleeping in your house.
7. You carry an umbrella.
8. Seven-day benders are no longer realistic.
9. You don't get drunk at home, to save money, before going to a club.
10. Breaking the law means doing 40 in a 30 zone.
11. You don’t find a "dump" left in the toilet hysterically funny anymore.
12. You don't have mice living in your kitchen.
13. Over 90% of the time you spend in front of a computer is for real work.
14. You actually eat breakfast foods at breakfast time.
15. Your friends marry and divorce instead of get together and break-up.
16. You pay the government thousands of dollars every year.
17. You go to the pharmacy for Tylenol and antacids, not Condoms and pregnancy test kits.
18. A $5 bottle of wine is no longer "pretty good stuff."
19. You're the one calling the police because those damn kids next door won't turn down the music.
20. You get out of bed in the morning even if it's raining.
21. You can't persuade your roommates to "Drink till dawn."
22. Older relatives feel comfortable telling sex jokes around you.
23. You always know where you are when you wake up.
24. Your car insurance goes down and your car payments go up.
25. You feed your dog Purina instead of McDonald"s.
26. You no longer take naps from noon to 6 p.m.
27. You can remember the name of the person you wake up next to.

Happy Now?

Laura don't be mean to adam

adam_afe > I just got a nice email from the most beautiful woman in the world :~)
adam_afe >Laura!! :-)
Urthworm_afe > what does she say?
adam_afe > err..
adam_afe > "Fuck off and stop emailing me you stupid worthless gimp."

haha!

#4

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Would you rather keep a dark secret from everyone you love, or serve jail time and have a clear conscience?

Things ER docs learned from their patients

Link

#34 No matter how badly constipated you are, a vodka enema is not a good idea.

#5: Stay away from people named "Some Guy" or "This One Dude", because they for whatever reason, just punch someone in the face or hit them with a crowbar and run off. If I see them on the street, I cross the street to get away from them.

#6 Never, ever leave flashlights, shampoo bottles, beer bottles or any long, circular object on the floor because someday you will fall on it and it will somehow, work its way up your rectum.

#201 If somehow a ping pong ball should make its way into your rectum and you cannot retieve it, do not mix yourself a cement enema--as this will only make your problems worse.

(I did not see this in person, but saw the radiograph. the hardened cement block was removed under anesthesia.)

#229 If you are a former nurse turned junkie, don't get out of your car after being in an accident. If you do, SOME DUDE will inexplicably drop-kick you in the chest kung fu style and then slam your head in the door or your own car. There won't be any witnesses.

#260
After you bring your 775 lb body to the ED to w/u a foul odor from your rectum and upon examination (with one person holding up the left buttocks with all his might) a lost television remote is found abscessed inside your gluteal fold, by all means, ask if you can have it back because you were tired of changing channels with your cane and by throwing objects at the television. Really, there is no need to question just how or why the remote is there....

Saturday, April 22, 2006

Drunks

Funny

dont know if anyones seen this... dont care

Underground Cities

This is a pretty cool article, if just for the part where it talks about making your home in a missle silo.

"There is good reason to believe that there are thousands of secret underground facilities around the world, and some of them are quite probably actively used today. However it is exceedingly difficult to research the topic, because most materials which discuss these facilities at any length immediately destroy their credibility by insisting that the tunnels are home to secret black-government conspirators, the Illuminati, extra terrestrials, Elvis, or some combination of the above."

#3

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Would you rather be right all the time and shunned or wrong all the time and loved?

Laura! they're putting women out of business!

Benny Benassi makes awesome videos

Link

Friday, April 21, 2006

What would you do for a klondike bar?

When was the last time you ran to catch Mr. Softee? It really makes the commute better i can tell you.

I talked to my friends Chris and Devin and we've got two more people with guns to play this summer. hooray.

4000 people expected to go to DDay this summer, 2700 already signed up.

And

The Easter Bunny Hates You - I can't believe they filmed in Times Square and on the 7 train where I pass every day and I never saw them.
Anyway, we could make something like this one day in the city if we get an idea. It's cut shot and scored perfectly.




And Ed thinks weight has nothing to do with fighting (i.e. me and him would be evenly matched)

LATE HNT .. again..

Another pic from the "drunken photoshoot" at Roma's old apt


EDS FIRST HNT!

Would You Rather...

Bring about lasting world peace? or...
Eliminate all hunger and disease?

Thursday, April 20, 2006

Would you Rather?

Rob decided hes going to do the would you rather thing every day but i had one first so here it is.

Would you rather live to 200 or never have to sleep?


And from Would you Rather: Love and Sex edition
Would you rather...
have an invisible penis OR a penis that turns green and tears out of your clothing like the Incredible Hulk every time you get aroused?

Would you rather...
vicariously experience all orgasms that occur in your zip code OR during sex, have the Microsoft paper clip help icon appear with sex tips?

HNT: Do you like your breasts regular or extra crispy?

Modeling my new favorite bra. This was before eating lunch on the roof burnt my boobies. The bra was part of the "I have $500 for no reason!" Victoria's Secret shopping spree.



Edit: Yea... NSFW

HNT: Rob Style



Would you rather have the ability to fly or live until age 200? Why?

HNT

So at 1:30 i decided to become obsessed with what's left of Eric's Easter candy cause he keeps fucking with my cameras, so i took these pictures and ate more candy.


HNT



This is probably two weeks worth of posts, but I feel the need to get the old stuff out of the way first. I'll have new pictures later on today.

Wednesday, April 19, 2006

Philisophical question

If your bride-to-be was applying and then getting accepted to a show called "Bridezillas" would you go on with the wedding, or leave the room and the state immediately?

"I am the World's Biggest Failure", says MP3 Inventor

"MP3 Inventor Could've Been a Contender: 'The iPod is the world's fastest selling electrical equipment ever,' said early MP3 inventor Kane Kramer, 'and I suppose, in a way, I am the world's biggest failure.'"

another sad story about the lone inventor. he had a team of inventors sure, but theres always gotta be people to handle shit like raising money... sucks

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Because Robbie's not online...

Thanks Rob, I love it!

Tuesday, April 18, 2006

Chewy's Blog??

WTF?

god i wish i knew what stumble option brought me there...


going through imdb.. aqua teen hunger force the movie??

AWESOME! gamers the movie AWESOME

Monday, April 17, 2006

4 fucking AM

Sunday, April 16, 2006

Chuck Norris Rap

CupCake Rap

improv show on the weekends called cupcake, this guy had to make a rap, he decided to do it on chuck norris

Music video made with 2,500 polaroids

Astralwerks describes it as "an amazing clip created with 2,500 Polaroids, proverbially making this video worth 2,500,000 words." Very well done.

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Saturday, April 15, 2006

New Clerks Trailer

Friday, April 14, 2006

Tokyo looking like Gotham City

HDR is where you combine multiple exposures of the same scene to create a surreal, hyper-detailed image. These HDR images of Tokyo look like Gotham City...

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HNT

Ok so i'm a little late but...

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I like my HNT the best hehe

HNT

I'm pretty sure I like my version of HNT more. Sure beats feet and arms and more feet and legs.





If I could have one thing in my life before I die I think it would be Naomi Watts.

Thursday, April 13, 2006

HNT


First pic, we have just come back from playing football in University Yard. Meg's gawgeous legs!


Everybody was wearing shorts, last minute HNT inspiration strikes!


And last but not least, I got new shoes. Yes, Ainsley and Meg thought I was odd lying on the floor taking this picture.

HNT

Sure, it's not me, but its arms and tatoos and butts and I took it.

Titanic 2

Titanic 2: Jack's Back

It's pretty cool when people take a movie and recut a trailer to make it look like a different plot but this is a whole other level. I can't even guess how many movies they used for this one.

ITS MOVIE TIME!

Message to the JerkFish: burn wants to make a COD2 movie with a plot. He believes there are enough maps to get somethin going. He says we can use his Werra servers, hes got full control(obviously) so we can pretty much do whatever we want. I wanna help.. ive only got 2 weeks of this computer left. We could do what has worked so many times... make up the story as we go. Haha... ok... movie?

side note: burn says if it turns out awesome, he'll stick it on the werra and cal site and if people like it, its possible you could get money for making movies for clans...
"Radium: like frag movies and shit
Radium: sounds lame as hell but clans will pay 100 bux for it
Radium: guy i know charges 200 bux for game frag movies"

just an incentive i suppose

Wednesday, April 12, 2006

I thought the first four pictures were pretty cool. The rest are good too.

http://sperone.free.fr/extraz13.htm

GOVT to PayPal: Give us your users information

A ruling today allows the government to subpeona PayPal's records for your banking information. Apparantly, many of PayPal's users are suspected of having offshore accounts and the government wants to know about them. So much for privacy.

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Tshirt hell Mid-April Thing

New shirts (B-celebrity suicide tour - "unfortunatley Chuck Norris's tears do nothing to cure depression")

And they decided that nothing is shocking to normal people, so they're going to personal insults instead.

----Charlie Engels, 7, Glenridge, CO---

Charlie, your mommy and daddy haven’t told you this, but only bad boys get Leukemia.

----Glen and Sarah Gilcrest, 34 & 31, Sandusky, OH----

Glen and Sarah own and operate a very successful frozen yogurt shop. Fortunately they didn’t open a "Protect our twins from kid-napping" business, because they would’ve gone belly-up in the first year.

----Cindy Klein, 23, Appleton, IA----

Marriage counseling? C’mon, Cindy. What do you think a marriage counselor is going to tell you that you don’t already know? "Chuck, you need to stop beating Cindy." You’re smarter than this.

----Cody Phelps, 7 months, Ft. Worth, TX----

I know you’re only 7 months old, but seriously, what kind of loser is born with Down’s Syndrome?

----Randall Hawkins, 17, Brockton, TN----

Suicide is never anyone’s fault, but you have to admit Randall, Susie mentioned your name an awful lot in that note.

----Jorge Ramirez, 29, Santa Fe, NM----

Mexican.

Link

Tuesday, April 11, 2006

This is urgent.

Dr. Claire Bailey of the University of Bristol says there is little or no risk of a woman's overdosing on sex. In fact, she says, regular sessions can not only firm a woman's tummy and buttocks but also improve her posture.

Link

Random Interlude

Just taking this moment to interrupt the little debate that i'm enjoying to say


HOLY SHIT ITS LIKE CRAZY NICE OUT

Against School: Comment

If by really good you mean complete bullshit then yea.

I read that whole fucking thing. Would have been nice if he used some examples that weren't 100 years old (oh wait I'm sorry the most recent example he used from a book written in 1924).

It's fucking 2006. Shit like George Washington and Lincoln didn't go to school doesn't fucking hold up today. Even in the early 1900's around the World Wars doesn't apply. Yea, go ahead and try to become president with just a high school diploma. Educate yourself all you want, it will never happen.

His ideas are like communism, good on paper, bad in practice. You think if you don't force those kids to go to a 5 day a week school they're gonna take the effort to learn on their own? Get real. Then he brings up homeschool and throws the number 2 million as if that's a big number in this country and fails to point out that it requires dedicated parents who need to devote a lot of time to it. Not to mention the kids don't learn to socialize.

Then he goes on to claim its pretty much all a government conspiracy to enslave the masses into being mindless consumers. Then he talks about an author who claims the same thing and at the end just slips it in there that the guys a satirist writer.

This is the kind of shit that pushes me to a more moderate political standpoint because I read shit like this:

"Mandatory education serves children only incidentally; its real purpose is to turn them into servants."

and all I can think is "liberal bullshit"

Edit: He does make a good point. The school systems today don't teach challenging enough material. If any of you needed to be told that you're a complete fucking moron.

Against School

This is a really good article even though its long, so read it when you've got nothing else to do.

Link

Monday, April 10, 2006

I'm garret the ferret!

Mike the Headless Chicken


SHUT THE FUCK UP!
MORE QUESTIONS! FASTER!

Sunday, April 09, 2006

Comical moment

How to avoid getting a false DUI on a Brethalyzer

The Brief Safe - I think its funny that it's being sold on a Law Enforcement website

Saturday, April 08, 2006

"If you're in an eighteen wheeler loaded with cargo and some kids with bricks want to talk to you, RUN THEM THE FUCK OVER"

Morgan Webb describes her battle against the hardened Kha'ak

G4's Morgan Webb describes the battle against the hardened Kha'ak, her eventual respect for the Kha'ak, eventual ambivalence for the Kha'ak and her ability to now just ignore the Kha'ak.

"Giant Kha'ak to port!!"

Rob: What were the Devs thinking? Didn't they know what kind of audience plays video games? Pretty funny.

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Mission Accomplished Laura

45113638_202b79dc11

Friday, April 07, 2006

What did adults bitch about before videogames?

Lemme try...

(HNF) Half-Naked Friday
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I totally wear clothes to bed so theres no story.

HNT (half-nekkid thursday)

Alright, I'm a little late on this one and it barely counts, but let's see if we can get this going...

I wasn't wearing a shirt last night when I was sleeping, (no brawr either) and when I woke up this morning to pee, I was halfway out of bed before I remembered that.

Goood thing the boys were all still sleeping!

Gay beginning, but at least the ball is rolling now. Next week... pictures!

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Old hairy freaky steve HNT picture


Thursday, April 06, 2006

DC++ Last night

"Comparing Bush to Hitler is unfair... Hitler actually RAN his country"

Bash

so I was with my friend bryan the other night in a bar
well he got really drunk and said he was gonna puke
so i helped him walk to the toilet
all the stalls were occupied
lol
bryan is a rugby player... so a big guy
so he fucking KICKS one of the stall doors open
and there's this guy in there taking a shit
hahahahahaha
and bryan throws up ALL OVER HIM
then (this is genius) bryan thinks 'oh shit... if i were taking a shit and someone came in and was sick all over me, i'd want to fuck him up... so i'd better hit him first'
so he fucking SMACKS this guy in the face
and runs away
imagine being that guy... WORST NIGHT OUT EVER

This is longer, but just as funny http://bash.org/?488793
The top 100-200 are better than the top 100

Wednesday, April 05, 2006

Best News EVER!!!

Negative before I finished peeing...

I'm not pregnant!

Oh how I love EPT.

Tuesday, April 04, 2006

Machinima unlike you've ever seen!

Steve this Machinema is AWESOME! even if you hate WoW its funny. Great voice overs, the camera angles are really good and it was edited like... AWESOME. To top it off its pretty funny and a lot of it isn't just WoW exclusive humor.

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Monday, April 03, 2006

Cakepony.com

"only the youngest ponies eating the hottest cake!"

OH EM GEE BIG NEWS!!!

On Wednesday of this week, at two minutes and three seconds after 1:00 am,
the time and date will be

01:02:03 04/05/06

That won't ever happen again.

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!

(the baby just died actually after two years of being seperated)

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Secure VoIP program

The rise of the "un-babied"

Sunday, April 02, 2006

Team Werra Makes CAL Finals

RadiumBurns team made the CAL 6v6 CTF finals. Game's gonna be on TSN Central with a live video feed. Tuesday at 9 EST is what I hear. This should be a good match. They lost to divine talent before but that's because it was the first match and they put in not so good players, who are no longer with Team Werra. Divine Talent's lost to only one team(Area 51) and Team Werra has beaten that team, but they should put on a good show. Good luck to both teams.

Girls are retarded

Remaking Mario

excuse me id like to change that title... girls are fucking retarded...