Friday, June 30, 2006

" At that point, I took my leave of the game and its community and started really investing in me. I was spending a lot of time in the Gymnasium, doing pumps on the weighting bench. I learned to ski without skis. I installed an RFID in my penis, which literally lets me start the Prius with my dick."

Thursday, June 29, 2006

Soccer UPDATE

saturday game changed to earlier, 11, instead of the later 2, eh, what can you do

Hirai to MS: Stop Following Us

Sony Computer Entertainment America president Kaz Hirai had some harsh words for competitor Microsoft. In an ironic twist, Hirai suggested that Microsoft has been copying Sony and that MS needs to come up with its own strategies. Hirai also shares his thoughts on next-gen game pricing.

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HNT - Ed Style

Wednesday, June 28, 2006

SATURDAY SOCCER RETRY!

ok soccer saturday, 2:00, Fort Totten field under the throg's neck bridge... lets make this one work, COME ON!

ENGLAND's massive army of World Cup fans is drinking Germany dry, it emerged yesterday.

Breweries warned beer could run out before the final because of huge demand from our supporters.

In Nuremberg, organisers revealed 70,000 England fans who flooded the city drank 1.2MILLION pints of beer - an average of 17 pints each.

We need to have a party again

I forgot how much fun this was before the bitches started vomiting (wait, that was the second time), and also how great of a photographer I am even when drunk.


Gadgets

Page full of gadgets on Wired. Some interesting ones:

Walkie Talkie Watches
Driving Emoticons, Amphibious ATV's, Cell phone garter, but the one that really caught my attention was
The Rapex (Go to the link, there's a picture)
Which there is just nothing practial at all about.
"Rapex is a condom-like sheath that a woman "wears"; in the event of a rape, the mechanism clamps down on the assailants penis, theoretically forcing him to seek medical treatment (the device can only be removed surgically) and face arrest."

The first two comments make the best points:
"...I could imagine this being used as a revenge device as well as for its intended purpose."
" Um, yeah. So do you wear this all the time, or just when you are expecting to get raped?"

Tuesday, June 27, 2006

Soccer UPDATE

wednesday cancelled due to lack of people... FUCK YOU ALL!

Talk about editing...

Monday, June 26, 2006

PICKLES!

Sunday, June 25, 2006

This week's soccer

Im thinking wednesday, 11, fort toten field(under the throgs neck bridge), questions comments or problems, contact me

Saturday, June 24, 2006

Hahaha, happened to me...

Subway Flashing

It didn't happen on a subway though. Some guy parked his car around the corner from my house when I was reading on the porch and starting flapping his dick at me. Charming.

Friday, June 23, 2006

Movie Critic Caught Selling Screeners to Pirates

Movie critic Paul Sherman has been busted for selling DVD screeners to pirate groups. Over the years he sold 117 discs for $4714. He now faces a $250000 fine and 3 years in prison.

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Excuuuuse me, Princess!

Thursday, June 22, 2006

Let's play a game.

Today's game: Dream Job

For me, any of the following:

***To Direct the next three Star Wars films.
** To Direct an episode of the live action Star Wars show.
* Firefly the returned show and/or the next few Serenity movies
* Acting jobs for any of the above (assume that by that time I developed at least a slight ability to act decently)


and...

Lead designer of Star Wars Galaxies with 100% CREATIVE CONTROL so i can FUCKING FIX THE DAMN GAME. Along with having an entire crew (staff?) of designers and developers and artists who are all star wars fans!

I'm so angry.

Some FUCKTARD "expert" who's job is to search the internet for threats against the United States and shit like that found a BF2 video that someone made which used a monologue from Team America: World Police (of all movies to take seriously) as the narrative and showed Middle Eastern soldiers killing coalition soldiers.

The video was shown to the Department of Defense as an example of how the terrorists are using the internet to attack America, and was then shown to the House Intelligence Comitte.

The reaction was basically "HOLY SHIT!! This is made by an AMERICAN COMPANY?? HOLY SHIT!!"

There was a little addition of "I'd like to point out that this was made with an 'add-on' which you have to send in $25 for before you can play the game"

EA released a statement clarifying that it was made with the stock game and no changes were made to it.

Someone from the DoD said to the interviewer "No, I don't think that it matters that we used inaccurate information, the point is, this is a threat to America"

A rep from EA stated that we should be very afraid that we should be very afraid that things like this happen and such inaccurate information can be reported and taken seriously by people who know nothing about video games but are reporting on video games, and these people are 'experts' who are paid and trusted to know everything about what they're reporting and be able to seperate true from false, but actually don't even know what they're talking about.

And then they go back to the anchor at the end of the story and she says "Well either way (referring to the question of if it was a mod or not) this is a game that we don't want our children playing"

FUCK ABC

Wednesday, June 21, 2006

From the upcoming JDatE sequel:

"We counted 964 stab wounds."

John bent over and examined the corpse. He asked, "Did you find a cell phone on him?"

The detective nodded.

"Okay. Way I figure it, the first thing you do in a case like this is figure out whether the guy deserved it. For instance, I was at a movie last weekend and an hour into the film, the asshole in front of me pulls out his cell phone and makes a call. You understand what I'm sayin'? It's not like he forgot about his phone and it rang. He actually pulled it out and dialed the number. 'Franky? It's me. Yeah, I'm watchin' that Superman movie...' I mean, I can see stabbin' that guy a thousand times, no problem. This guy's phone, was it crammed up his anus? Because if it was I'm thinking this may be the same guy."

Who said it?

Ann Coulter or Adolf Hitler

I only got two wrong. Cause I'm really smart.

Also:

500 person Japanese synchronized orgy

Let's play a game.

Today's game: Dream Job

For me, any of the following (roughly in order):

  • Any Robert Rodriguez movie
  • Firefly
  • Mythbusters
  • Stargate
  • Any Spanish television show

Teaser for a Summer Blockbuster

So apparently my contact in JF Studios managed to leak out an image that was going to hit the inside pages of Variety next week. Don't let anyone know I have this because it would mean me losing my job. Click to enlarge.




The NEW game of points!

1,000,000,000 points and $50 to anyone that can find Ghost from the 98th division.

WANTED - DEAD OR ALIVE
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Known Assosications:

{98th}- 98th Division - Battlefield 1942 gaming clan (Until ~May 2003)
[BB] - Body Bags Clan
AgS - Antisocial Gamers Squad - Gaming Clan (Until ~May 2004)
Splatball.com - Paintball Forums


Known Aliases:
GhØst
GhØstwire
Super_n00b
o0Alienblade0o
anevilbanana
scpe

Last Known Place of Residence:

Minnesota, possibly Minneapolis

Tuesday, June 20, 2006

Quote of the Month

" Well it says here that his full name was... Ben Dover...... Oh shit Im retarded.."
- J3rkfish
Next Time, Keep Listening 'til You Get a Number

Guy: Well, what do you really want out of life?
Girl: Umm.
Guy: Besides hardcore sadomasochistic sex.
Girl: People are totally listening to this conversation.
Guy: No, they're really not.

--Benny's Burritos, Ave A

Superman Returns

Ok so change in plans.

Time: 10pm showing on Tuesday the 27th

Where: AMC 34th Street Theater on 34th Between 8th and 9th Ave

Then we could go to Chipotle either before or after the movie.

All are welcome except pinko commies.

If you do plan on coming I would suggest buying the ticket online as this is the night before the movie actually come out so I don't know if they will be sold out.

Oh and movies 2 and half hours so we wouldn't be out till 12:30 and you can get there and to get there by subway is the A,C,E,1,2 or 3, and if your not a pussy and can walk a little the B,D,F,V,Q,W,N,R all to 34th st.
God Starts Randomly Smacking Pat Robertson

And, in a related story:

Sexinchrist.com - fucking hilarious (in theory, not in practice, it actually sounds serious).

THIS GAME ROCKS

NAKED MELEE ARMAGEDDON

"Cause he's a pussy"

Cars was awesome.

I've got nothing to do tomorrow (Tuesday) someone entertain me.

Monday, June 19, 2006

Troops

M*A*S*H

"Alright, I need you to address the package 'Dr. B.F. Pierce, 4077 MASH, Korea' mark it Urgent- Medical Supplies"
...
"Whats in it? Ribs and sauce"
...
"Well they don't let us practice on real patients, so we use the ribs."
...
"The sauce? They don't let us use real blood either"
...
"You understand??"

Heard this Man Law on the radio today

"MAN LAW: A MAN SHALL NOT REFER TO A WAITRESS BY ANY OF THE FOLLOWING NAMES: HON, HONEY, HONEY BUNS, HONEY BUNCHES, CUTIE PIE, SWEET CHEEKS, SWEETHEART, PUMPKIN, MUFFIN, PEACHES, BUTTERCUP, CUPCAKE, GORGEOUS, CUTIE, SUNSHINE, PRINCESS, BABY, BABY DOLL, BABY CAKES, DARLING, TOOTS, SUGAR, SUGAR PIE, SUGAR CAKE OR MOMMY. UNLESS, OF COURSE, SHE DID ACTUALLY GIVE BIRTH TO HIM. GOOD CALL."

Sunday, June 18, 2006

Casino Royale



Come on. At this point who could look at that picture and honestly think he can't pull off bond?

I was bored so....



Somebody get me a hobby...or more knives either way is cool

Superman Returns

Alright so I'm going to the 10pm showing on June 27th at the Kyps Bay Theater on 2nd Ave and 34th St. Who wants to go? I'm probably buying my ticket tonight.

Watch this

Call Center (12 min)

Pretty funny short film.

Saturday, June 17, 2006

George Washington a.k.a. fucking great

Washington, Washington, Six foot eight, weighs a fucking ton.

All of spanish television is like some crazy porn movie gone wrong
I'VE GOT MONEY AGAIN!

Fantastic Planet



Trippy yet I couldn't stop watching. I just finished it. Turns out this guy completely rescored it with new music which seems to just enhance the trippy-ness of the movie. Gotta love Google. Just fucking embed an entire movie on the blog. Runtimes about 1 hour, 11 minutes.

Oh and it's not one of those artsy random animations either. There is a plot and a story although it takes a few minutes for that to become apparent.

Shit that's happened since Duke Nukem Forever was announced.

Feeling Stressed Out?

Sometimes it helps to think of happy scenes, maybe a pastoral field, a field with a babbling brook. You're there on a lovely summer's day......holding someone's head under the water. Now you're letting them up for a second, then blam! Back into the freezing water! Over and over again!!

There! Feel better?

YTMD - computers music kicks ass

Friday, June 16, 2006

Pope's a jerk

Thursday, June 15, 2006

HNT - Behind The Eight Ball Style - Ed Style

Garden State

Gets better every time I see it. That is all.

"Don't tease me about my hobbies, I don't tease you about being an asshole"
Standoff - new series on fox with ron livingston and gina torres (zoe from serenity)

HNT - Behind the 8 Ball Edition

Wednesday, June 14, 2006

This show - Speedmouse

Saw them last time they were here, really funny, if you want to go, more than welcome.
Tickets are only $10-25

THeres a video on that page and you can find some of their other stuff online somewhere.

It's Flag Day

Fly your flags, bitches.

It's also the Army's 231st Birthday.

Funniest threat ever.

Kancho

For clarity, Kancho is when the little kids run up behind someone, clasp their hands together with index fingers out and try and stab you in the ass. For fun. Cause they're Japanese.


The Nightmare of Cancelling AOL.

If College themed Porn were real
They get funnier as they go and comments #3 and 4 are hilarious.

Tuesday, June 13, 2006

the REAL rock paper scissors

Monday, June 12, 2006

Speaking of tattoos....

Wooot!! I finally got my tattoo!!



Please Remove My Nonsensical Asian Tattoo

"It seems to be a current in the tattoo studios ... where it gets passed on and passed on, and the translations get more obscure until you’re not even putting on your skin what you thought you were,” said James Morel, CEO of Dr. TATTOFF in Beverly Hills, Calif., which is seeing a flood of people asking for their Asian tattoos to be removed because of mistranslations.

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I need to pay someone to tap me on the shoulder and say "hey, your eyes can't focus anymore, go to sleep"
This is so weird.
http://www.sexy-superheroine-models.com/JA-Pink10004a.htm
http://www.sexy-superheroine-models.com/

Sunday, June 11, 2006

So that's what they're doing to my bridge...

http://www.nycroads.com/crossings/bronx-whitestone/

And here is something on "Galloping Gertie."

HNS

Completely out of context...

Steve: "And I would hurt you too."

Saturday, June 10, 2006

OMG MADMAN

Racine, Wisconsin - the world's prom capital (or some shit like that)

The World's Best Prom - Trailer
http://www.civilnetizen.com/

I was listening to the stairway to heaven covers, the funniest is the Foo Fighters one-

http://blogfiles.wfmu.org/KF/2006/05/led/Foo_Fighters_-_Stairway_to_Heaven.mp3

Family Guy Voice Actor's Speech @ Harvard (VIDEO)

Seth MacFarlane spoke at this year's Harvard Class Day. It's pretty funny. I am surprised he got away with some of the stuff he said.

Rob- Funny stuff, someone on digg looked it up and the penis mascot thing is apparently true.

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101 Stairways to Heaven

Over one hundred covers of the Led Zeppelin classic song, "Stairway to Heaven". Includes versions by The Doors, Frank Zappa, Dolly Parton, Heart, Redd Kross, Pat Boone, the Gregorian Masters of Chant and the London Symphony Orchestra.

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Remember my party on the 24th ok...and dont forget to wear togas. (and bring a bathingsuit if ur planning on going i the pool)

Its frustrating enough that most of you are gonna be anti-social ::cough:: boys ::cough:: and disappear into the basement the first chance u get, the least u can do is keep with my stupid little theme like everyone else.

So if no togas......then basement will be off-limits for the party

Just humor me please

..

Upon watching "A New Hope" tonight I have come to the conclusion that the only scene in the special editions people can bitch about is the Han/Greedo scene. Every other change is either too small to bitch over or helps the film. That is all.



"Boo Hoo George Lucas raped my childhood because now Mos Eisley looks like an actual city now and the X-Wings look like X-wings, not models on a stick."

Edit: For the 2007 Box Set (1-6) I was actually hoping he went through and redid the Battle of Yavin, Battle of Hoth and Battle of Endor in CG to look as kickass and amazing as the Battle over Coruscant. Anyone who would complain about that is just being a film snob ass.

Friday, June 09, 2006

Lewis Black

"6 weeks ago immagration wasnt a problem... i wake up one morning.... HOLY SHIT THE MEXICANS ARE EVERYWHERE!!!"

Thursday, June 08, 2006

HNT

Abu Musab Al-Zarqawi Dead

2 things
1. fuckin air force kicks ass, not 1 but 2 f-16s, each with a 500 pound bomb and shoved them right down his throat while spec ops waited by to move in

2. fucker will be replaced, didnt they watch Munich? oh well, i guess they'll be in disarray for a while... wait... its a mass of different self sustaining groups of terrorists... nevermind... i dunno... this "war on terror," it kinda seems unwinnable

HNT - Katherine Heigl


She was the reason I watched the amount of Roswell I did.

HNT

Dressed up like a gothic hooker by Roma n Mel for 6-6-06 at Avalon








HNT

Tuesday, June 06, 2006

Rescue me

"Listen, its not going to be a disaster. We're going to have chink food and birthday cake, you can't have a disaster with that combination. If they had had chink food and birthday cake at normandy, World War Two...over."

---

"ice cream? its like 14 degrees out"
"14 degrees out here, but in my stomach its the fourth of july!"
A new site from FesteringAss - GaijinSmash - So strange and funny.

YTMD

Cambodians are fucking crazy

Monday, June 05, 2006

Sunday, June 04, 2006

Saturday, June 03, 2006

Party

I already sent this out on myspace and facebook but for those of u who boycott both:

Well i'm turning 19 on the 11th but i'll be working like a dog for the next few weeks so we're gonna celebrate on the 24th. Mel and Ness suggest a Toga party so thats probably what it will be...i'll let u all kno for sure in a week or so. Bring a bathing suit cause ur gonna get dunked in the pool either way. If u wanna bring someone lemme know cause my house isnt that big. Also if it rains i'll have to pic a diff date.


please i need a yes or no on whos comin...i kinda invited about 50 ppl figuring like 20 will show up but i need to figure out howmuch food i'll need to order.

p.s. probably gonna be a dry party...still negotiating with the rents...if its alot off ppl it will probably be safer that way anyway

New Movie Party

I want to drink, i want to hang out, and i love ideas that are hard to accomplish.

We need an empty house, alcohol and some bad (or good) porn movies, and then randomosity will follow as usual. Maybe a copy of Pirates.

Yes or no?

COMMENTS

QUIT FUCKING DELETING COMMENTS YOU SHITBAGS!

Friday, June 02, 2006

Eric's friend nick just came up and im sitll sitting here with no shirt on and hes like "hey hairy"
naturally, my response is "ill fight you" and he comes back with "alright lets go, loser shaves all their hair"

Manual labor

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Went in at 8am to do extra work for extra money.
Thought I was going to regret it, turns out it was great.
Three hours, around 1,000 boxes, $80 plus lunch and drinks.

Worked with two immigrant workers, I have the utmost respect for them, they work like madmen with no pause at all.
After the 5th pallet of boxes, I started to slow down cause i was getting tired, after 6 or 7 I thought I was going to pass out or vomit, they're still going strong.
Naturally the lift gate on the truck was broken so we had to move the things inside, downstairs and into the storage rooms all one by one.

Anyone (read: Ed, maybe Rich) ever work that much and get a high from it? As hard as it is, I don't feel like shit for the first time in the past two weeks, I feel great and I love it.
This is really awesome, i don't want to hotlink it.

Thursday, June 01, 2006

HNT - X-Men Style




too bright hnt