Thursday, August 31, 2006

StarCraft+TouchScreen on Linux using WINE!!!

This guy has has StarCraft running on a touchscreen monitor.... and it is running on Linux using WINE!!! A must see! This is quite amazing.

Lox - I want it, that is an idea i realized back when the multi-touch screens were presented, if this tech improves, RTS will just get rediculously fast and awesome

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WTF

Wednesday, August 30, 2006

I seen a story about a guy who took the horse cock up the ass but it was angled so it pushed in all the way, he died from internal bleeding.. There was a whole video. :p
your ass is designed for poop
not for horse cock
i wonder what the last thing going through his head was
BESIDES A HORSE'S COCK
Pugsley: someone called me from a bar last night and I don't know who
Pugsley: the song hip hop hooray was playing
Pugsley: so they may have been calling from 1992
Pilot is locked out of cockpit

Assassin's Creed for PS3 No Longer Exclusive

It's coming to PC.

Jerkfish: From what I read in the comments it never was exclusive but the way it was marketed it was believed to be. There goes one of the last few reasons to spend any money on a PS3.

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Monday, August 28, 2006

Sunday, August 27, 2006

Improv Everywhere

Fun thing that I went to last weekend, we went to home depot and shopped in slow motion, then froze in place.

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Wednesday, August 23, 2006

Woah! lauras on the internet!

Tuesday, August 22, 2006

Great snakes on a plane bit

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Oldie but goodie.

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Monday, August 21, 2006

Sunday, August 20, 2006

Party Tuesday(Used to be Wednesday)

Come over for punch and pie at my house on Tuesday the 22nd of August. bring stuff to do or watch, ive got space, not very much entertainment though... that is all. Time... 1 to whenever i guess, ill be home. That is all.

Saturday, August 19, 2006

Dead or Alive: The Movie

Trailer

i really couldnt possibly expect it to be any less than that.

OMG THE JAPANESE ARE AWESOME!!

Friday, August 18, 2006

Kevin Smith talks about Superman

just in case anybody forgot -

You will need: a room, a door that locks, a stack of lined notebooks, fifty ballpoint pens, at least a week of spare time and, most importantly, at least 5 kilos of cocaine. Simply lock the door, flip open the first notebook and start snorting. When the week is up, the cops will either discover your gnarled corpse, your teeth ground down to stubs and your spine bent in two by the ferocity of your spastic thrashing or you'll emerge soiled and stinking into the morning smog with at least twenty awesome blockbuster screenplays.

SCRIPTS COMPLETED USING THIS METHOD:
Who's Laughing Now? I'll Show You Who's A Fucking Big Man!;
Explode This, Bruckheimer!;
I'm Splitting The Planet In Two With My Cock And It Feels FANTASTIC;
GGGGGGGGGRRRRRRRRAAAAAAGHHHHHH.

Thursday, August 17, 2006

From the show Absinthe

Wednesday, August 16, 2006

Best SoaP interview ever.




Monday, August 14, 2006

I was going through my box o' crap

And I found something spectacular... a whole page of Baricelli quotes!

"If I wanted to hear a butthole, I'd fart."
"It's like watching Helen Keller swordfight."
"...Osama Bin Laden runs through the room!"
"Non-honors = door knob dumb"
"Her head weighs 60lbs. She puts on lipstick with a paint spreader." (I think that refers to Rosie O'Donnell.)
"I'll cut off your hands and end your social life."
Something about pitbulls eating student, then "If I covered you in chocolate and sent you up to Sister Diane, you'd meet the same fate."
"Ever since they started serving that [in the cafeteria] there are a lot less birds in the parking lot."
"This is the queen of run on sentences. Don't show this to an English teacher or I'll be shot."

PSA

Piracy is awesome.

Downloading Super Mario Brothers movie &
then Jurrasic Park off filefront
then the Wizard off Bit Torrent

and then theres still like 10 movies on this list that we don't know of yet (since those clever pirates use code filenames)
hey if any of you guys have pics from hte party could u send them to me



thanks

Sunday, August 13, 2006

Wow. Pirates has got nothing on this movie.

SNAKES ON A MOTHERFUCKIN PLANE

AMC 34th street
August 17th
10:00pm
There is probably no artefact in the history of space exploration more precious than the first television images of the Moon captured by Neil Armstrong and his fellow astronauts as they disembarked from their lunar module in July 1969.

Unfortunately, the magnetic tapes of those images have gone missing. Worse still, they appear to have been missing for at least 30 years - and nobody, until now, even noticed.

Human Computation

Saturday, August 12, 2006

On the set of "Kidnapped"


Lights of doom floating in the sky.
Car down the alley.... when suddenly....


The fire only burned for about 60-90 seconds, but there was no more paint on the car, and thats the dummy that was standing in the door.

Really Really late HNT

Friday, August 11, 2006

PS3 vs Wii



I already showed this to Ed.



The would you rather series returns now that I have a ton of these "Would you Rather?" cards. SO:

Would you rather
Know your own future OR
Know the future of your friends and not be able to tell them?

Thursday, August 10, 2006

Wednesday, August 09, 2006

Aspartame (i.e. artificial sweetener) The world's best ant poison

Love how every artificial sweetener is some kind of carcinogen or poison.

But I don't think they should remove it from diet soda, becase they did the Diet Coke + Mentos thing on Mythbusters and thats one of the key ingredients in the reaction.

Group apologizes for taking three years worth of Taco Bell sauces

A group of 10 to 15 masked individuals entered Taco Bell, 3244 S. Western Ave., around 10:46 p.m. Tuesday to return a three-year stash of fire sauce packets, police say.

The group returned six 40-gallon trash bags filled with approximately, 25,000 sauce packets to the restaurant.

With the stash was a note stating that they had been accumulating the sauces over three years and kept them stored in the trunk of a vehicle, but felt guilty about keeping them and decided to return them to the restaurant.
Here’s an example from Prepare to be Boarded, Matey!, a spec script we’re currently putting together.


INT. THE RED OPAL'S POOP DECK - NIGHT

Pirates scurry about, brandishing their scimitars and bellowing swarthy songs. Remember that one scene in Pirates of the Caribbean? No, the part with the boat. Remember? Yeah, this is just like that. Only cheaper.

CAPTAIN JIM SWALLOW prances around, saying comical things and wiggling his fingers. Remember Johnny Depp's hat? HE’S GOT THE SAME HAT.



CAPTAIN JIM SWALLOW
Rum, rum, blabbersnickt grbl blerr, rum!

....To have two vaginas

Tuesday, August 08, 2006

"So whenever you're not studying, working, banging your girlfriend, whatever, just watch movies"

Neat Light Effect

Sunday, August 06, 2006

Wow... 10 dimensions huh?

Saturday, August 05, 2006

Ed

Good job stupid ed being in colombia. Registration for PAXassassins is closed. Me and Steve got in. You did not. All you had to do was NOT be in colombia and e-mail that ninja pic to the dude.

Friday, August 04, 2006

ED

Ctrl-alt-del animated gets worse every episode.
Is it friday?

By the way my fucking computer is broken and i'm at work right now and it sucks alot.

New on Fox!

When girlfriends go mad!

Edit: I love the way everyone starts yelling when shes about to smash the TV.

Thursday, August 03, 2006

Short Notice

I'm keeping this short because im tired as hell and want to go to bed since I need to be up at 4am tomorrow.

Who can film this Saturday? It would most likely be in Brooklyn. Not 100% sure what parts we would film or whos playing who. Again, keeping it simple, who is free saturday and down for filming.

Wednesday, August 02, 2006

PAXassassins (IMPORTANT)

ED: e-mail the following image to ctishman@mac.com



Don't question it just do it. AND BE SURE TO E-MAIL IT FROM KIDNAMEDLOX@GMAIL.COM After that you will be in. Do is ASAP

STEVE: Go to the website for PAXassassins and try to sign up with the picture i sent you and then e-mail him explaining your PC plight and why you dont have a ninja pic. If the registration doesnt work then try to register via e-mail. There are still five spots left!

Tuesday, August 01, 2006

From GaijinSmash

if you know anything about kids, you know that at 12 years old, they are nothing more than little balls of energy. Japanese kids are no exception. I'd swear they're snorting Pixy Sticks in the hallway. For those of you who don't know what Pixy Sticks are, it's a "candy" which is more or less sugar flavored sugar. I'd rather see my kids snorting pure, unprocessed crack than eating Pixy Sticks. I once bought a HUGE Pixy Stick at an amusement park. It was about as wide as a soda can and maybe two feet tall. I'd only gotten through half of it and I was completely out of my mind. At one point I was on a roller coaster, and in my Pixy Stick-tripped out mind, the ride was rolling way too slowly, and if I hadn't been strapped in I would have gotten out and pushed.

I said that I went to Tokyo and fought with Godzilla. He was a very tough opponent! But then I kanchoed him, and I was the winner! I looked down to see 30 serious Japanese faces, concentrating hard on what I was saying. I finally had to break the tension by announcing it was a joke. Some of them laughed. Some of them had to erase the notes they'd taken on me fighting Godzilla. In their minds I'm not that much smaller than Godzilla, so this was entirely possible.

Quick Cultural Footnote: Japanese 12-year olds would not be able to successfully locate Texas on a US map, even if the states were labeled, but they sure do know who Jabba the Hutt is.

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