Tuesday, October 31, 2006

Cool video.

At first I thought "Reminds me of the beginning of Fight Club. Wonder if they had that in mind?" and then it was answered for me. Also it's one of the few covers I prefer over the original.

Monday, October 30, 2006

Great video

Sucks Less

100 scariest movies of all time

#1 isn't much of a surprise

#6: Un Chien Andalou- "Eye slicin' fun!"

(btw rob I found out what that was supposed to mean)

Sunday, October 29, 2006

Fat people cause global warming.

British the most spied on people in the western world.


Directed at Stif...
Inspired by Rich...

Hey Stif, notice anything about your last few posts? As Rich says, "I'm tired of titles that say "Wow."

AND! Rich had fun. There is nothing wrong with me or my city.

Saturday, October 28, 2006


Thursday, October 26, 2006

Finally uploaded DC pictures


TO CONDUCT HIS FIRST INTERVIEW with Bill Choisser, Duchaine had to drive his red 1988 Camry 300 miles north to San Francisco. It wasn't easy for him. He'd been playing too much V8, a car combat videogame, and driving on a real freeway now gave him panic attacks. He'd pull over to calm himself down. It took a long time to get there.
Wacky urinals.

Awesome picture:

Wednesday, October 25, 2006

Only in fucking Wisconsin

Drew is stalking me.


What the hell is your new phone number?

EDIT: good work.

Tuesday, October 24, 2006


"They" discovered a new element last week and they're redesinging the periodic table. It looks cooler but its really confusing. We agree each element should be a picture. Rob says mr blonde, mr pink, the blue power ranger, etc, because then it would be easier to remember. I say it should be something like sodium is a fire cause thats cool and thats what it does, and Hydrogen is the Hindenburg because then you learn history and chemistry at the same time.

My First Day in Hell

Great article

"I had better get some rest. They say the bees will be out soon and that it’s hard to sleep with the constant stinging."

Calorie-Restriction diets - Live to 160

Sunday, October 22, 2006

whats YOUR zombie plan?

And the constant stream of BF1942 comics continues (from DC)

Thursday, October 19, 2006

Zizzy: The Bible was the first known recorded Wiki, proving once and for all that Wikis are destined to be screwed up by a bunch of teenagers.

[Synista]: You know what would have been cool
[Synista]: if in the superman movie, they had him break a horse's back

Wednesday, October 18, 2006

And you thought the bouncy balls in the street was cool?

And another one

Tuesday, October 17, 2006

Teen Using Myspace to Lure Bands to L.A.


"Ashley was grounded so she couldn't talk to us on the phone for this report."

In honor of Madman returning to the blog

Monday, October 16, 2006

Damn Straight

And on a more entertaining note:

The pros / cons of women


pro - crazy ; con - crazy desire for expensive jewelry

So I was working on computers today with Jason.

Rebuilding and completely reinstalling 3 computers, with only two Input/Output (Monitor, mouse, keyboard) between the three. And one broken fucking piece of shit switch.

This is the monitor that I was working on.

Look at the windows update page on a fucking 7" monitor one day.

Sunday, October 15, 2006

For those who have seen the Departed or are going to see the Departed tell me if i'm seeing things...

You know the part where Costigan and French are beating up that guy and the scene opens with the guy getting smashed in the face with a picture of jesus, isnt the same picture hanging on the wall a few scenes later when Costigan goes to Queenan's house?

::shrug:: just wondering

bored again = part two

Saturday, October 14, 2006

being bored = this

100 teens and 100 parents are polled on sex stuff. numbers are ridiculous.

According to Mellie: "Mellie is the coolest person ever and she's a failure at life"


Fucking Awesome Teen Driver

Friday, October 13, 2006

Pat Dixon

"The Bible is kind of like one of those Internet agreements, you just kind of scroll to the end and hit 'I Agree'"

Neat film.

Manquer (Missing)

Reminds me of the beginning of Amelie.
Made with a digital SLR camera and, if my assumption skills are correct, within 48 hours.

Ask a Republican

I know at least some of you have seen this, but its so fucking funny.

"they say Iraq is a civil war, i disagree, I haven't seen any of those little hats"

Ask a Republican.com

Funny Article.

Canada troops battle 10-ft Afghan marijuana plants


Valve Killing Off H-L 2 Protagonist

Following such a revelation we would have to demand that Valve kill off one of the Big Three anything else would be cowardly especially if it turns out that Dog bites the dust.

Thursday, October 12, 2006

I Know this is old...

"Games to movies, movies to games -- it's not an unfamiliar trend anymore, and today the most popular online shooter is next in line. Counter-Strike has been picked up by German director Uwe Boll (known, or hated, for game-to-movie adaptations like the recent Alone in the Dark, upcoming Bloodrayne, etc.). Boll is currently working on the script, which will remain true to the spirit of the game. While the studio is debating whether to use real actors or not, there has been interest from Hollywood actors Ben Affleck and Colin Farrell. "

...but I just found it, and i'm finally happy that Uwe got a game movie. Only he could manage to fuck it up, and it desereves to be fucked up.

Also, Why Google bought YouTube.

Wednesday, October 11, 2006

This is such a great quote, I was just browsing Wiki for something and I found this

“Voice or no voice, the people can always be brought to the bidding of the leaders. That is easy. All you have to do is tell them they are being attacked and denounce the pacifists for lack of patriotism and exposing the country to danger. It works the same in any country.” — Nazi Reich Marshal Hermann Göring during the Nuremberg Trials.
OH! I forgot to tell you (I also forgot the whole joke)
On the Daily Show, I don't remember if it was during the taping or while he was talking to Stephen Colbert offscreen (through the tv, which was weird)
they said something about "lets kill mathleets"
If i die and i get reincarnated, i wish i was my girlfriends pussy
Then i would be able to see all my friends again

Not to Apply for a Job

How Not to Apply for a Job

October 10, 2006 · You're about to graduate from Yale. You want to be an investment banker. It is recommended not to put on your resume A.) a fake company to which you've appointed yourself CEO B.) a fake charity you claim to have founded or C.) a claim to have written a book, which you publish online, plagiarizing all its content. Oh, and don't make a video that is so laughably funny that the banks you apply to send it around the investment community as the most, idiotic, self-absorbed, cliche-ridden awful thing people have seen in weeks.

Aleskey Veyner took none of that advice. The video was released to the public on Ivygate, a blog that covers the Ivy League.

Tuesday, October 10, 2006


Talk about luck. Old lady pays some guy $1000 just for him spot in line at EB to pre-order the PS3.

Oh and did I mention that Guitar Hero II is going to rock?:


Catch a Fire

Laura: Flags of Our Fathers
The Marine
Shit, there was something else...


Monday, October 09, 2006


A WOMAN has suffered severe burning to her anus after being struck by lightning which hit her in the mouth and passed right through her body.
"It appears to have earthed through the damp shower curtain that she was touching as she bent over to put her mouth under the tap. If she had not been wearing the shoes she would probably have been killed by the blast."

Go see the Departed

Rocky Horror

I just saw the rocky horror picture show for the first time, its a weird movie,
but a great extra feature on the DVD is an audio track recorded at one of the theaters where people go see it all the time. Hilarious.

Anytime Brad comes on screen:
Anytime Janet comes on screen:

As The Criminologist comes on screen: "THE MAN YOU'RE ABOUT TO SEE HAS NO NECK"
The Criminologist: "I would like, if I may, to take you on a strange journey."
The Criminologist: "(something else)"
The Criminologist takes out his scrapbook

At the midnight showings, not only do patrons dress up, they bring props. There are no hard-and-fast rules on props, but the following is a list of some of the most common: Rice (to be thrown at Ralph and Betty's wedding) Water pistols (back row squirts them during rain scene)
  • Newspapers (for front and middle rows to shield themselves from rain)
  • Flashlights or cigarette lighters ("There's a Light" verse of "Over at Frankenstein Place")
  • Rubber gloves (during and after the creation speech, Frank snaps his gloves three times)
  • Noisemakers (the Transylvanians applaud Frank's creation - so should you)
  • Toilet paper [preferably "Scott's" brand] (when Brad yells "Great scott!", throw a roll)
  • Confetti (at the end of the "Charles Atlas" reprise, the Transylvanians throw confetti)
  • Toast (when Frank proposes a toast at dinner)
  • Party hat (when Frank puts on his hat to wish Rocky happy birthday, so does the audience)
  • Bell ("When we made it/did you hear a bell ring?")
  • Cards ("Cards for sorrow/cards for pain")
  • The props tend to vary somewhat from city to city, especially as some localities (and theaters) impose restrictions. For example, the "There's a light" prop was almost always lighters during the original 1970s shows, but open flames are now banned in most movie theaters (either by theater policy or by law - and considering that another common prop is newspapers, this is generally a good idea). Another example is that some fans insist that the toast should be buttered. However, many theaters frown on this, due to the mess (and the possibility of someone slipping).

I hope we see snakes on a plane with that kind of following one day.
Nintendo 1988 Inside Edition TV news report with Super Mario

NST hasnt changed in a very long time...

Sunday, October 08, 2006

Toilet Stall in Amsterdam

1) This took me 3 hours. So Steve: if we do a short then every word has to be worth it.

2) My PC sucks SO much that Fraps wouldn't record that at a decent framerate so my only option was to bootleg my own fucking monitor.

3) Im considering doing the whole song as a practice exercise.

Saturday, October 07, 2006

Jerry Lee Lewis, the story goes, was touring with Chuck Berry. In theory they were each headliners, and the idea was they would take turns opening for one another. In practice, Lewis refused to be the opening act. Pressure from the tour promoters grew, until finally Lewis was forced to open. He played, by all accounts, a blistering set, and at the end of it, he poured lighter fluid all over his piano and set it on fire in the middle of the stage before stalking to the side and snarling, "Let's see the son-of-a-bitch follow that."

Friday, October 06, 2006

Trained Goldfish AKA Synchronized Goldfish Swimming


Along with a great idea to try.

Which reminds me of a story my undergraduate philosophy professor told me.

She was taking a psychology class with a professor that really liked his students to take notes. He also liked to pace in front of the blackboard when he lectured. After finishing the section on Pavlov the class got together and decided to only take notes when the professor was in front of the left side of the blackboard. After a week he was only pacing there. So the next week they cut the left hand side in half and did it again. And again. They kept cutting his pacing space in half and in a month had him firmly planted on the left hand side of the blackboard.

Oddly enough, when they finally told him what they'd done he wasn't very happy.

Ten reasons You wont.....just read the article

Kellogg Brown and Root Concentration Camps
Yes, you read that correctly. Concentration camps…on American soil. “Preposterous!” you say? Regrettably, quite a reality. KBR, a subsidiary of Cheney’s old stomping grounds, Haliburton, is at this moment building facilities to house and detain large numbers of people. Dow Jones Market Watch notes that the contract “which is effective immediately, provides for establishing temporary detention and processing capabilities to expand existing ICE Detention and Removal Operations Program facilities in the event of an emergency influx of immigrants into the U.S., or to support the rapid development of new programs….”

“The rapid development of new programs…” What on earth could they mean by that?

Do I have your attention yet?


Thursday, October 05, 2006

Hilarious Movie

Wednesday, October 04, 2006

Exploding Hello Kitty toys recalled

Many children have recently been victims to the spontaneous combustion of innocent Hello Kitty Toys

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""Oh doctor Jones, let me be the warm, yielding Kentucky to your rigid, manly Indiana"

"Oh Indy, you can raid my ark anytime"

Tuesday, October 03, 2006

Addicted to DC++

Rob you are my new hero..

Another great IE mission

Fake U2 rooftop concert across the street from MSG an hour before their real concert started.

Here's the short version:

Vh1's 40 Greatest Pranks on Vimeo


My dad got tickets to the Daily Show next week!

Yay for me!

Monday, October 02, 2006

Joss Whedon Confirms: No Sequel to Serenity

Joss comments to a post on Whedonesque to squash rumors of a Serenity sequel. He's usually cheeky and very cryptic, but this time he spells it out very clearly: "There's no sequel." Apparently a meeting with some fellow writers in London stirred up the imagination of the Browncoats.

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I'm sure Ed will like this

No words can describe finding this at 4am.

Sunday, October 01, 2006

Rob why the fuck arent you on vent

Breen & Headcrab #6 (zomg 5 is missing!)

Where's the new Breen and Headcrab?

The last one was on the 24th... ooo lookie, a week ago!