Monday, February 26, 2007

Latest from Bash.org

for some reason this is -18:

<+Acksaw> how do you get 100 babies in a bucket?
<+crank> 100?
<+Acksaw> with a blender.
<+crank> auch
<+Acksaw> how do you get them back out?
<+crank> i dunno
<+Acksaw> with doritos

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theres a little clip on the side of your drive
<@KiNgDeeM|AFKish> jumpers
theres 3 options, master, slave and something else
<@KiNgDeeM|AFKish> cable select
<@Cyan> master, slave, and "likes to watch"

Sunday, February 25, 2007

Uh oh

Cia and Sam are radio DJ's. Look at that Ed. They even have their own webcam stream and mixer board. I think Lox Box Radio just lost.

Friday, February 23, 2007

Switched.

OK About switching

Since the vote is pretty much unanymous, we should switch, laura has to be the one to switch her account since she was the original creator (IIRC). Once she switches the entire blog upgrades. so start annoying laura, then when we convert our accounts we will be able to use the new blogger.

Thursday, February 22, 2007

Illusionz

Illusionz Arcade

Arcade i didnt hear about till penny arcade mentioned it and didnt get to go in, but omg look:

"Unfortunately, a facility the size of ours (1 ACRE INDOORS) is expensive to maintain, and busy weekends alone could not sustain us. "

a fucking acre of video games, thats fucking rediculous... but theyve closed down, thats so sad... our next goal... make a fucking acre-wide arcade..

An important vote

Vote on updating the blog to the new google system:

All in favor say Aye, all oppose say nay.

Aye

Wednesday, February 21, 2007

Two great quotes.

Gabe From Penny Arcade:

4. Don’t take shit out of your butt and rub it on the hobo you just killed.

To me this seems like the easiest lesson of all. My son is only two and already he’s coming to understand that “poops” belong in the potty. How did this kid get to the age of fifteen years old without learning this? Here’s how easy this one is:

Hey son, come here real quick.

Yeah Dad?

Don’t take shit out of your butt.

Sure thing Dad.


William Shatner on Boston Legal:


-"Are you saying Israel doesn't have a right to defend itself?"
-"Of course not, just don't go blowing other countries up just cause you got mad, only the USA has that right, because we've got God on our side. Gum?"

"If I had a nickel for every time a midget broke up with me over politics..."

Monday, February 19, 2007

Fake Drug, Fake Illness, people believe it.

Article

avidol Web Site

this artist created a fake ad for a fake drug for a fake disease, and now tons of people think its real. it was in an art gallery and people that were looking at it IN AN ART GALLERY thought it was real.

"Australian artist Justine Cooper created the marketing campaign for a non-existent drug called Havidol for Dysphoric Social Attention Consumption Deficit Anxiety Disorder (DSACDAD), which she also invented."

From the web site:
"Side effects may include mood changes, muscle strain, extraordinary thinking, dermal gloss, impulsivity induced consumption, excessive salivation, hair growth, markedly delayed sexual climax, inter-species communication, taste perversion, terminal smile, and oral inflammation"

Sunday, February 18, 2007

Gotta love the {} ...

Diagram explaining the relationship between you and your potential sex partner.

read more | digg story

Friday, February 16, 2007

ED

Figure you might like this.

Thursday, February 15, 2007

green> So I got in my car
green> and there was birdshit on my windsheild
green> so i got a paper towel and got out to wipe it off
green> but it wouldn't come off
green> and thats when I realized it was on the INSIDE
green> I had a hard time getting to sleep that night

Omg
I was driving home today and I saw the best license plate
56K SRY

Sunday, February 11, 2007

Keeping everyone abreast of the vaguest of refrences to their interests.

Today - Ea

Saturday, February 10, 2007

One good part from a retarded chain mail

Q: How can I calculate my body/fat ratio?

A: Well, if you have a body and you have fat, your ratio is one to one. If you have two bodies, your ratio is two to one, etc.

Friday, February 09, 2007

Ea-proof alarm clock

Tuesday, February 06, 2007

Old?

Saturday, February 03, 2007

What would really happen if you were suddenly in space with no suit?

Apparently not as much as you might think.

But definitely not nothing.

"Members of PETA may want to stop reading now, because most of the experimentation to determine these findings was conducted on animals. Chimpanzees and dogs were particularly common subjects used during decompression and recompression tests."

"In 1965, a person was testing a pressure suit in a vacuum chamber at NASA Johnson Space Center in Texas. The suit began to leak and was accidentally depressurized to a near vacuum. The person lost consciousness in 14 seconds but repressurization of the chamber began within 15 seconds. Consciousness was regained in about 30 seconds with no reported ill effects, and the person later said that his last memory was of the saliva on his tongue starting to boil."

Thursday, February 01, 2007

My favorite rob quote

"this is why I don't read words, because they make me hate people"