Friday, March 30, 2007

Net Neutrality

watch.... give your opinion on it...

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Sunday, March 25, 2007

Whats really in a McNugget?

This is just nasty. Rob, if you don't want to read the whole thing, theres a bold section at the bottom, just for you.

Fucked up

Saturday, March 24, 2007

This is CAKE TOWN!!

Tuesday, March 20, 2007

His and Her Diary

1. HER DIARY

Tonight I thought he was acting weird. We had made

plans to meet at a bar to have a drink. I was shopping

with my friends all day long, so I thought he was

upset at the fact that I was a bit late, but he made

no comment. Conversation wasn't flowing so I suggested

that we go somewhere quiet so we could talk. He agreed

but he kept quiet and absent. I asked him what was

wrong; he said nothing. I asked him if it was my fault

that he was upset. He said it had nothing to do with

me and not to worry. On the way home I told him that I

loved him, he simply smiled and kept driving. I can't

explain his behavior. I don't know why he didn't say I

love you too. When we got home I felt as if I had lost

him, as if he wanted nothing to do with me anymore. He

just sat there and watched T.V. He seemed distant and

absent. Finally, I decided to go to bed. About 10

minutes later he came to bed, and to my surprise he

responded to my caress and we made love, but I still

felt that he was distracted and his thoughts were

somewhere else. He fell asleep - I cried. I don't know

what to do. I'm almost sure that his thoughts are with

someone else. My life is a disaster.




2. HIS DIARY



I didn't catch any fish today, but at least I got laid.

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Sunday, March 18, 2007

New Favorite Rich Quote

"I can't, I just live to fail"
awesome awesome mod.

Bomb

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Friday, March 16, 2007

Super Mario

South Park

oh my god... just... oh... my god... that last episode was the craziest episode ever. EVER! If you can download it or watch a re-run, I suggest you do it. That was... just insane...

Thursday, March 08, 2007

Easiest $200 I've ever made


Wednesday, March 07, 2007

OMG WASH!



Mom and Eric went to see this play which Alan Tudyk is in. They went to the first show and waited for the next two shows to finish to see him. Eric asked him to sign that, and he said the whole line.

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Tuesday, March 06, 2007

First really good chain letter i've gotten in awhile

A father passing by his son's bedroom was astonished to see that his bed was nicely made and everything was picked up. Then he saw an envelope, propped up prominently on the pillow that was addressed to "Dad." With the Worst premonition he opened the envelope with trembling hands and read the letter.

Dear Dad:

It is with great regret and sorrow that I'm writing you. I had to elope with my new girlfriend because I wanted to avoid a scene with Mom and you. I have been finding real passion with Stacy and she is so nice. But I knew you would not approve of her because of all her piercings, tattoos, tight motorcycle clothes and the fact that she is much older than I am. But it's not only the passion...Dad she's pregnant. Stacy said that we will be very happy. She owns a trailer in the woods and has a stack of firewood for the whole winter. We share a dream of having many more children. Stacy has opened my eyes to the fact that marijuana doesn't really hurt anyone. We'll be growing it for ourselves and trading it with the other people that live nearby for cocaine and ecstasy. In the meantime we will pray that science will find a cure for AIDS so Stacy can get better. She deserves it. Don't worry Dad. I'm 15 and I know how to take care of myself. Someday I'm sure that we will be back to visit so that you can get to know your grandchildren.

Love, Your Son John

PS. Dad, none of the above is true. I'm over at Tommy's house. I just wanted to remind you that there are worse things in life than a report card that's in my center desk drawer.

I love you.

Call me when it's safe to come home.

Saturday, March 03, 2007

Help my dad shave his crazy head

Friday, March 02, 2007