Wednesday, May 30, 2007

Funniest thing I've seen this week

Sunday, May 27, 2007

Best Song EVER

Why had I never heard this song before last night? Tell me one of you have heard it.

Friday, May 25, 2007

You know how when you see something disturbing, you need to show it to someone else?


Go ahead. you know you wanna.

Thursday, May 24, 2007

Wacky Asians

Electric Six

Recruit just showed me this.

Check out "Danger High voltage" and "Gay Bar" in that order.

I don't know if the song or the video is better

Wednesday, May 23, 2007

< ameyer> citalim: you argue like O'Reilly
<+citalim> i have a theory that bill o'reilly doesn't believe a word he says
<+citalim> i think he's just trolling on a much larger scale
<+citalim> i look up to him


Guitar Hero 3 Info

The next Guitar Hero will feature wireless controllers, a multiplayer battle mode, a playlist that will include Tenacious D and appearances on the Playstation 2, Playstation 3, Wii and Xbox 360, Activision announced today.

The upcoming game will use Gibson Guitar's Les Paul and Kramer models for the controllers and include several new features including boss battles and online multiplay.

The game's initial list of songs include:
* Paint It Black (by The Rolling Stones)
* Cherub Rock (by Smashing Pumpkins)
* Sabotage (by Beastie Boys)
* The Metal (by Tenacious D)
* My Name is Jonas (by Weezer)
* Knights of Cydonia (by Muse)
* Rock And Roll All Nite (as made famous by Kiss)
* School's Out (as made famous by Alice Cooper)
* Slow Ride (as made famous by Fog Hat)
* Cult of Personality (by Living Colour)
* Barracuda (as made famous by Heart)

The exclusive Gibson guitars will include innovative features such as removable faceplates that will allow fans to later personalize their guitars and make it their own, and a new button color design that will be integrated for an even greater authentic feel and rock experience.

It's coming out for the PS2 so if I wanted I could save about 30 bucks and get that version but the online mode alone would be worth picking it up for the Wii. (That and the wireless controller) Also if you notice some songs are listed BY the artist and some AS MADE FAMOUS BY. What's this mean? We'll be seeing some original tracks and not remakes. Fall 07 is going to rock.

Tuesday, May 22, 2007

Rihanna - Umbrella

Can I be her?

Monday, May 21, 2007

Why aren't people working?

"John," who is 18 and was strolling through Yerba Buena Gardens one Thursday morning, laid out his typical itinerary: "Watch the grass grow, get high, hit on the ladies."

How does he pay rent? "If you ask 100 girls for $10, that's $1,000, that's rent," he explained logically.


Sunday, May 20, 2007

This song is unbelievably awesome

Thursday, May 10, 2007

Wednesday, May 09, 2007

Tuesday, May 08, 2007

Sunday, May 06, 2007

My theory is that employers prefer college grads because they see a college degree chiefly as mark of one's ability to obey and conform. Whatever else you learn in college, you learn to sit still for long periods while appearing to be awake. And whatever else you do in a white collar job, most of the time you'll be sitting and feigning attention.


Friday, May 04, 2007

Latest out-of-context awesome quote.

I know you are looking at your cards in desperation. There is a sheep there, and he chews with derision. Do not be intimidated. He's a sheep, what the fuck does he know.

Thursday, May 03, 2007

Mika - Love Today - Official Video

I'll say it again... Freddy Mercury voice, Mick Jagger hips, Steven Tyler lips. Hot.

Wednesday, May 02, 2007


Go see Knocked Up. (When it comes out cuz ya'll aren't as cool as me getting a free preview pass.)

That is all.


More Freakazoid

Star Wars jokes and Film jokes
Part 1
Part 2

and rob: see if this reminds you of anything *cough* antinori *cough*
HeroBoy Part 1
HeroBoy part 2


Tuesday, May 01, 2007