Tuesday, September 30, 2008

Monday, September 29, 2008

Sunday, September 28, 2008

Fey as Palin



The funny (and sad) part is that a lot of those quotes are word for word from the real interview with Palin and Couric. They don't even have to parody her to make her a joke.

The Alaska bit? The bailout answer? Yeah. She really said that.

Friday, September 26, 2008

JET PACK!!!

http://www.reuters.com/article/worldNews/idUSTRE48P63220080926

I WANT A FUCKING JET PACK!!!

Army men

Wednesday, September 24, 2008

Halfbakery

Monday, September 22, 2008

WTF

Sunday, September 21, 2008

Anon rox



PS. the NYPD Rocks

WIGOUT

wigout

:cough: ed :cough: lol

Saturday, September 20, 2008

To many people i know

Wednesday, September 17, 2008

Porno party story (safe for work until last picture)

Hilarious story, reminds me of those Tucker Max stories with some situation you just can't even fathom happening.

Tuesday, September 16, 2008

Sticky notes Rock

Wednesday, September 10, 2008

Confession from grouphug.us

My girlfriend has always swallowed my load promptly and properly, but lately she insists on saying "yuckie" after she makes sure she didn't spill any. What is the fucking purpose of this? Yuckie? I don't make you swallow it, you choose to, so don't tell me my shit tastes bad. What even makes her think im listening to what's going on. I just had a bunch of semen sucked out of my balls and am pretty much in a trance right now. Why would her sensitive little taste buds be a worry to me? Next time she looks at me and makes that "yuck" sound i'm going to hawk a snot rocket in her mouth, knee her in the jaw and say "There, wash it down with that". Not to mention the fact that read about vegtables in Cosmopolitan or something about making jizz taste better. I tried it and after I eat an arugula or whatever, she gives me a half ass blowjob like she's at a wine tasting. That's not sweet tea coming out, you can't put it back and add more sugar. I'm enraged, I must quit typing now.

Tuesday, September 09, 2008

Amazing

Sound is not work safe

Sunday, September 07, 2008

Ideas worth spreading

Wednesday, September 03, 2008

"we just calculated how many missles they could handle, then launched more than that"

Yet again

Rands puts to words something I always knew.

"Once I’ve successfully traversed my morning routine and have entered The Zone, I am OFF LIMITS. I mean it. Intruding into The Cave and disrupting The Zone is no different than standing up in the middle of the first ever showing of The Empire Strikes Back, jumping up and down, and yelling, “DARTH VADER IS LUKE’S FATHER! DARTH VADER IS LUKE’S FATHER!” Not only are you ruining the mood, you’re killing a major creative work. Think about that the next time you enter The Cave with a useless question about what shoes you should wear."

Tuesday, September 02, 2008

Rich Guy




Cool site - I am neurotic
Found it from this post on Rands in Repose - The Quirkbook