Thursday, February 26, 2009

Best movie or best movie?


Flaming balls of shit

Wednesday, February 25, 2009


Today, my parents gave me a shirt from Banana Republic for my birthday. It looked like one I had bought for myself a couple of days earlier but I thanked them and went to hang it in my closet. An empty hanger hung where I placed the shirt I had purchased. They gave me my shirt for my birthday. FML

Today, I went to get a condom because my boyfriend and I were going to have sex for the first time. When I opened the drawer, I saw that every single condom had a Jesus pin stabbed through it, and a note on top of the box: "love mom." FML

One more, THE BEST ONE.
Today, my 5 year old nephew showed me green martians he'd made with his new Play Doh set. I smiled and said, "Wow! Now, how about some blue martians!" He looked at me and replied, "How about some blue shut the fuck up!". FML

Thank you madman, I love this site.

Your Face and More!

Was just browsing and showed this to Rob last night but figured everyone would benefit from its hilariousness...

"Today, I got an email from my professor with my grade for a paper. It said, "Solid writing, but you should have proofread your final draft more carefully." In a moment of annoyance, I typed in the reply box, "God should have proofread your FACE more carefully." My elbow hit the send button. FML"

Ahh the good old "Your Face" days...

And you guys should probably watch this video a friend showed me, it'll change your life... best editing ever.

Monday, February 23, 2009

Friday, February 20, 2009

Thursday, February 19, 2009

Cause I'm bored...and mean

Wednesday, February 18, 2009

Hey look, magnets, fun!!

Monday, February 16, 2009

Another Hanzi Smatter post


My dad is going on vacation tomorrow, all of a sudden, I hear hysterical laughing in the other room.

"Apparently you can't bring a spear on the plane. Or a meat cleaver or a saber. But you can check it."

A minute later....

"Oh, also no crowbars, cattle prods, gasoline or torches"

Saturday, February 14, 2009

Pick Me

This is hilarious

Sunday, February 08, 2009

Ea Bored

Saturday, February 07, 2009


Thursday, February 05, 2009

Her morning elegance

Wednesday, February 04, 2009

To whomever has my Season 2.5 DVDs of Battlestar Galactica, I'd like them back anytime between now and Saturday so I can get The Chief to sign them. That is all.

"R U Professional"


Just so we're all clear, is a site that came out of the writer's strike. Read what it's about here. There are people making videos and shows for it that have worked on SNL, MADtv, The Daily Show, etc etc etc.

Tuesday, February 03, 2009

Christian Bale Reeemmiiixxx

Okay, so there was a soundbyte of Chrstian Bale flipping out on the dp on set plastered on the internet today. Here is his flipping out. Listen to this first(disregard the videos in both cases, they're not that entertaining):

Cursing regular

Okay, if you thought that was funny you will love the remix - it's an instant classic.


Hope you enjoyed that as much as i did.