Wednesday, April 29, 2009

An even bettter one:

Dear Bill Gates,

I am not enclosing my resume, because I think it's irrelevant. I've been fired from almost every job I've ever had. My best friends from Elementary school are both in prison. I am writing because if I were as rich as you I would have filters in place, people watching the thousands of incoming messages, looking for letters like this one - bringing those letters to my attention. I can save the world. I do not want a salary. Listen.


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