Monday, August 31, 2009

Sunday, August 30, 2009

Orgasmatron 3000

I Want

"Have a cat that won't stay off your counters? I do. I finally got fed up with it enough to do something about it: scare the crap out of him with a motion-detecting blender (while recording the results for my own amusement, of course)."

The Blender Defender

-Question: If it works so well, why are there 5 different videos of the stupid cat trying to jump on the counter again?

Wednesday, August 26, 2009

This puts a new spin on disaster movies

Tuesday, August 18, 2009

Heavy Rain Trailer. WANT GAME NOW.



Who said games weren't for adults?

Monday, August 17, 2009

Riff Trax (MST3K) Live - This Thursday

Some of you may remember Mystery Science Theater 3000. It the old show in which three hilarious comedians would watch and make fun of old bad movies. Well after the show was cancelled they started up Riff Trax, which is a similar concept with a new model (now you buy like a 3 dollar podcast that syncs up with the movies.)

Anyway they're doing a live Riff Trax of "Plan 9 From Outer Space" this Thursday. It's one of those fathom events thing (they're live in Nashville and it's broadcasting to a bunch of movie theaters) I know it's short notice but if anyone wants to come out to Union Square this Thursday night to watch it, let me know. I already got my ticket and if you want to go I'd suggest buying your ticket online ASAP.

Union Square
8pm
Thursday
One of the worst films of all time getting made fun of, it'll be fun.

Tuesday, August 11, 2009

Too cool for school

So many good quotes

On cleaning up

"It will just get messy again. I like it like this, it shows we have better things to do than cleaning."

School

"I don't understand why I have to go to school at all, the internet knows more than all the teachers there put together."
CwalkenHistory is made by the people who show up. No. Town Hall Meetings don't count.

Bitches Be Crazy

Monday, August 10, 2009

Does anybody remember what cartoon this was?

Sunday, August 09, 2009

New Favorite Band